Tp 10 Desi-Political Virus

The following is the list of some new viruses going around in India.
Better beware of them.

1. Narasimha Rao Virus: First of all, this virus reduces the CPU speed
   to 66 Hz. Before executing any instruction, it deliberates over it a
   number of times and finally does nothing.

2. V.P.Singh Virus: This virus reserves a quota for each instruction, and
   executes them only according to the quota. Needless to say, the least
   used instructions have a higher quota than the more used
   instructions. This virus is also known as social justice virus.

3. Sukh Ram Virus: This virus first swallows 10% of the bits in each
   instruction and then executes them.

4. Tamizhkudimagan Virus: This virus makes sure that only programs
   written in the Tamil Language are executed.

5. Maneka Gandhi Virus: This is a green virus. It executes only those
   programs that were written by vegetarians.

6. Advani Virus: This virus pops up every now and then, and the only
   way you can continue working is by typing "Jai Shri Ram" 108 times.

7. K.P.S. Gill Virus: Only ladies need to worry about this virus.
   Every now and then the users get a whack, you know where.

8. Phoolan Devi Virus: This virus hijacks all high priority processes
   and generates page faults for them. At times, this virus may also
   celebrate the CPU's birthday.

9. Deve Gowda Virus: The main characteristic of this virus is that it
   tries to schedule all the processes at the same time. This virus
   services all the request for resources, and allocates them
   irrespective of whether they are available or not.

10.Jayalalitha Virus: This actually is a family of viruses. Each
   member of this virus family grab as  much of hard disk space as
   possible, while the main virus is totally unaware of it. When
   everything stops working, this virus blames the user for the whole chaos.