The Ragin' Cajun continues his venomous spin, as he spits his tall tales from show to show. He reminds me of the Scarecrow (no offense intended for real scarecrows) in the Wizard of Oz. There's something there, but no real substance. Just fluff and stuff, things that blow in the wind. You see, even real scarecrows eventually become worthless, as the ones who prey upon what the scarecrow is guarding, finally figure out that there is really nothing to be afraid of. The scarecrow is just a dummy figure. Something that is used to detract and distract...just a simple diversion! "You see, I can't even scare a crow. They come from miles around just to eat in my field, and laugh in my face. Oh, I'm a failure because I haven't got a brain!" Thus, I think that the shoe fits the above fairly well!

Next, we see The Tinman. Just a loud clankety-clank, just like an empty beer can, when rolling around, makes a "lotta racket". There is "no controlling legal authority" here for the Tinman. Even though what he did was not wrong, he swears not to do it again. How sweet it is! "When a man's an empty kettle, He should be on his mettle,"....remember from the song about If I Only Had a Heart. There's a world of difference in a man of steel and a man of tin. A man of steel wouldn't solicit funds from nuns. Of course, a man of "steal" would, and yes, the tinman is nothing less than a piggy bank for the DNC. Yes, I suggest we cut a little slit in the top of his head so everyone can drop their dollars in there. What a great idea!

Lastly, we see the Cowardly Lion. So pitiful. No guts at all...simply a coward. Always picking on those who cannot defend themselves, yet he is not reluctant to hide behind a skirt...and has a habit of trying to skirt the law as well. He has a mighty roar. He can remain focused. He will not be distracted. And he will not tell the truth. As in, sooner rather than later...more rather than less. Hiding behind and stalling behind empty "executive privileges", one after another. This man even makes them up to suit his agenda. This from the man who happened to say that his administration would be the most ethical...blah..blah..blah... No, mister Cowardly Lion, you are nothing more than Billy the Bully. Sit tight, and faint not, because your time is at hand. No skirts to hide behind, all the privileges exhausted, and the spin will have become unspun! And you won't be able to click your heels together three times and get out of the mess that you're in! No, you have created your own Yellow Brick Road, and the Wizard will have nothing to offer you. Not even a pardon.