Did you hear what the popes first decision was upon his selection..... he decided to wall-paper the sistine chapel.
What did the pope say when asked if he thought if priest should marry?.... Only if they're in love.\
Did you hear about the Polish Popes first miricle?......He made a blind man lame..
The new pope called his mother to tell her the news. He said, "Mama, I;ve got good news and bad news". "I've been named pope" he exclaimed. "Oh thats wonderful" his mother said, "whats the bad news"? " I'll have to move to an Italian neighborhood"
Did you hear they created a new helicopter for the new pope? The old one went wop, wop, wop, and the new one goes po-lack, po-lack, po-lack.