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ROBIN HOOD PRINCE OF THIEVES
Robin Hood (1991) Rated PG-13
Starring: Kevin Costner, Morgan Freeman, Alan Rickman, Christian Slater
For the good of all men, and the love of one woman, he fought to uphold justice by breaking the law.
Quote #1 (37K) Sheriff: “Join us, or die.”
Quote #2 (23K) Azim: “You are strange, Christian!”
Quote #3 (50K) Sheriff: “The prodigal son returns. He's a whelp, this girl could best him.”
Quote #4 (58K) Sheriff: “I trust Locksley's visited his manor and found the home fires still burning?”
Quote #5 (31K) Duncan: “Point me towards danger, Azim, I'm ready!”
Quote #6 (49K) Robin: “Any great ideas?” Azim: “Get up! Move faster!”
Quote #7 (62K) Sheriff: “I'm gonna cut your heart out with a spoon!” Robin: “Then it begins!”
Quote #8 (76K) Guy: “Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe, or...” Sheriff: “Because it's dull, you twit, it'll hurt more!”
Quote #9 (88K) Sheriff: “Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas!”
Quote #10 (63K) Sheriff: “You, my room, ten-thirty tonight. You, ten-forty-five. Bring a friend.”
Quote #11 (27K) Sheriff: “Well at least I didn't use a spoon!”
Quote #12 (28K) Sheriff: “Shut up, you twit!”
Quote #13 (68K) (Screaming in background, startled chickens) Will: “Fuck me, he cleared it!”
Quote #14 (103K) Friar Tuck: “Let him speak now, or forever hold his peace... Then I now pronounce you...” King Richard: “Hold! I speak!”
Quote #15 (67K) King Richard: “I will not allow this wedding to proceed!” Robin: “My lord?” King Richard: “Unless!... I am allowed to give the bride away!”
Join.wav Sheriff: "Join us....or die."
pleasure.wav Sheriff's Cousin: "Might I have the pleasure of your name, before I have you run through."
spoon.wav Sheriff's Cousin: "Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe...." Sheriff: "Because it's dull you twit! It'll hurt more. Now sew and keep the stitches small."
worthit.wav Robin: "Was she worth it?" Azeem: "Worth dying for."
rhspoon.wav (Sherrif's cousin) "Why a spoon cousin, why not an axe" (Sherrif) "Because it's dull you twit, it'll hurt more. Now SEW, and keep the stitches small!"
rhname.wav (Sherrif's cousin) "Might I have the pleasure of your name, before I have ya run through?"
rhjoin.wav (Sherrif of Nottingham)"Join us, or die"
rhdie.wav (Kevin Costner) "Was she worth it?" (Morgan Freeman) "Worth dying for"
notham.wav "There was a rich man from Nottingham who tried to cross the river, what a dope he tripped on a rope, now look at him shiver!"
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