this is a drawing of me i made. please never take it without asking. my name is ted birch.
hobbies: basketball, the bible, i used to be in the church group but i got kicked out because of hmmm.... dum dum dum no never mind i do not want to talk about it.
i live with my mom and dad i am 13 years old. they do not help with the page. it is too bad they do not have a relationship with god like i do but every sunday mom makes the baked beans and hot dogs and i love them so much. but this is not a page about hot dogs!!!! it is about Gus Ball and how the lord loves us.
faq!
hat is Gus Ball?
it is a special fantisy basketball game only for people with the name Gus. i do not know any body named Gus ever and i find the pitures of them by searching on the web. my parents let me surf the web all night and do not care what i look at!!!!! their names are sue and ted like me. but my dads friends call him "theo". he does not believe in god. i did once know a person named gus he was the janitor at my school when i was in californa. he was my only friend at the school and he taught me how to play basketball on the weekends. people said we were boyfriends and made fun and he was fired. it is true he tried to kiss me one night but i said "no. that is not the lords way, Gus." i really said ithe was sorry and we talked and cried. he was fired later and i mised him. i named a dog after him (the dog's name was Gus) but my dad made me leave it in california. all of it is true! i could not believe he made me do it! the dog was all i had to remember of my first friend Gus except for a jacket he gave me that says "Gus" on the front. there was a toothbrush and a shaving razor in a pocket and a small pocket bible (only the new testament) in the other. there is a piece of duck tape on a hole and he wrote his initials on the size tag so it says "G.S. (i dont know what the s is!!!?) l (l for large and it fits great!))
how old are you?
i wont tell! i have lots of other secrets also that i will never never tell. the age is not so important and i will tell if you wsnt to play Gus ball or are really curius.
great page!!! can i help with the page?yes! thank you very much! if anyone wants to help make the page better send in a picture of a Gus and a bio for him or her. not all players have to be christan and the bios can be silly but remember the lord has made rules for the internet so no bad words and naked stuff. be sure to say what postion they will play on All Star Gus Ball and everything because i have to know where to place them on the Gus Ball floor.
also i need commentary for a real Gus Ball game. commentary is when the broadcasters say what is happening on the court. like "Gus buttorac shoots for the junpshot! it is no good!!! the rebound goes to Gus gurerro and hes running doen the court!!!" i am not very good at it but something like that. also i want to act out a game if anyone wants to play with me all they do is fight and fight shut UP! shut UPPPP!!!! i hate you! there is a hoop (i call it the Gus hoop!) in the park near my house and i can borrow a video camera from my neighbor (his name is bill and he is a gardener).