the heated angels

sorry! i dont know this Gus's last name because it was not on the page i found it on. but his name is Gus i am sure of it. he likes computers and to surf the net. he is originelly from egypt and moved to canada to play All Star Gus Ball and be famous. when he was a kid he tried to eat a world record of spiders and vomitted on the floor. they say god chose to have one of the spiders still alive and it was very gross. i think it was not a miracle because miracles are never gross. he probably did not chew the spider enough. he is the small forward for the heated angels. his favourite video game is diablo but he keeps a bible by the computer because of the evil over tones hidden in it.


this is Gus butorac. i found him on the internet he is a little bit fat so he can not play point guard. he was moved to the bench as a backup center because he raped a cow on his farm in wyoming. it was as a joke at first but the lord did not believe in it and sent a cop to catch him. he is still i wish they would just shut up a asset to the team with his strong rebounding skills. his favourite song is "in your eyes" by peter gabrial. the other players that are christian do not mention the cow rape.


Gus burchell. oh no he is too young to play Gus Ball!!! the players do use him on the court and the lord has blessed small Gus with very fast reflexes. he plays point guard but is going to be very bad until he is older. his favorite car will be a mustang convertible, but he is to young to drive yet silly!!! this Gus is just a baby!!!


another Gus i do not know the last name of. i found him on the internet one day because my parents were watching a show about cops and i do not like those shows because when people are hit by the sticks it makes me sad. i read the bible for twenty minutes until i was sure the lord wanted me to look for pictures of Gus. this is a very good Gus because it is so close but i do not think this Gus is normal. my friend said "he is a retard look at him!" but i do not think it is right to be mean to the different. keep on track! is what i always say. "crazy." thwy dont know what Gus Ball will really be. every one in my school says its so stupid but someday they will see when this home psge is really good and i am rich. i do not need them with jesus and the Gus Ball because no one understands. i am sorry but i feel so strong about it. this Gus plays power forward and has a splendid jumpshot.


Gus cottell. he is a very sucessful owner of a market that does not sell any evil or porno things. he has his own helicopter and butler and is very streetsmart. on the Gus Ball team he plays shooting guard because he is great at 3s. he goes to church only once a week and enjoys it with his family. on sunny days he rides his roller blades in the sun with his wife hillary. he thinks gay people are evil but his favorite movie is "In and Out" where tom sellek kisses the other man. it is funny but the kiss goes against the teachings of god. he is the team captain and small forward.


Gus elmer is a very good small forward for the heated angels. he is a wall street person but knows how to properly drive a tractor. why cant they leave me alone with my computer and the bible they are always screaming and screaming shut up! on the court he is "all business." he is an underwear model and a scuba diver sometimes and leads a life of adventure. he is the only heated angel that does not go to church. he joins in team prayers but secretly does not pray. the lord may show mercy on him but only if the heated angels win the championship. just kidding our lord does not judge us on Gus Ball (john 3:15). ha ha! just kidding again! that is not in the bible silly!!! it is not good to make jokes with the bible but i thought it was funny. i am sorry if you are offended.


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