Come Back

����� I was only joking. �Honest. �I don't really want you to leave. �I need all the friends I can get. �How about lending me ten bucks? �Huh? �Pal?
����� Okay, there's obviously nothing on this site yet. �I mean, who's got time? �What with classes to avoid, people I don't know and am never gonna meet to chat to and a million pointless other things I'd prefer to do than actually sit down and create something...
Well anyway. �I suppose I could throw in a few links here. �You can either choose to follow one out of here or do your own thing. �I suppose you're leaving either way. �*sob*

�����Current favourite is this mp3 site which houses, among other things, a seemingly complete track listing of the Pearl Jam concert from '92, featuring Eddie's acoustic rendition of Footsteps: Wow!
�����Anyone who does any sort of work with web design and particularly hexadecimal colors needs this site. �Simple to use and devastatingly effective, the Colorcentre takes all the guessing out of your coloring: Cool!
�����Ah, Patricia. �If you don't know the name Patricia Ford, you should. �If you do know it, but don't have every photo ever taken of her stored somewhere on your HD, then the chances are you'll find it somewhere in the Patricia Ford Mailing List Archives: Awesome!
�����Do you ever get sick of other people always coming up with useless and trivial facts, and wish that just once you could get them back with the single most useless and trivial fact in the history of uselessness and trivia? �Try the Archive of Useless and Trivial Facts! All right, then!
�����We all read comics, don't we? �Come on, admit it! �Everybody has a copy of Spiderman #86 under their beds, don't they? �And everyone that ever read a comic has, at some time, wished that they knew someone who had a body like Darkchylde. �Well, sorry. �All I can offer is the Gallery of Fictional Beauty: It'll do!
�����Finally, for any real gumbies out there that stumbled onto this page by accident, I'll put you on the track of just about the only search engine you ever need use. �Metacrawler utilises five separate engines to find the best matches the net has to offer: Okay!


     If you're still here you must really like me!  Yay!  Seeing as you've come this far, I'll let you in on a little secret: This isn't really my site.  Well, actually it is, but it's not my primary site.  If you'd like to see the others I have (all at Fortune City, the management of which have been extremely good to me), just follow the links:
Noz's Planet o' Sound
The original, if not necessarily the best.  Most of the work on this was done last year, when I really had no idea what this html was all about.  As you can see, I have since made great improvement. ;)
LINT
The LINT homepage is my little shrine, my little corner of the web, devoted to the greatest band never to have emerged from the quiet Melbourne suburb of Mooroolbark. Read on.
Clever Kid
This is another nothing page, but feel free to wonder at the amazing steps this child has already towards developing an attitude that will allow him to survive long into the next century.

     Enough from me.
Lotsa Love 'n' Stuff,
                                          Dave ;)