The Association for the Increased Appreciation of Great Britain
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Andy Booth
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This is Andy Booth. He is one of the greatest footballers of his generation. Like Einstein and Van-Gogh, he felt misunderstood by everyone at Huddersfield and so in 1994, he moved to a club called, "Sheffield Wednesday". He didn't however invent maths or cut his ear off like the other two. This caused massive controversy in England. Since then, Andy's form has been poor and he has been forced to back up his income with modelling for a supermarket called Tesco.
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Sir Tony Yeboah
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This is Tony Yeboah - a PHENOMENAL footballer. I'm not sure whether the Queen has knighted him but she should have. He never played for Huddersfield, but he scored the greatest goal in the history of sport. He was playing for Leeds against Wimbledon and as I remember it, the ball fell to him on the half way line, he TRAPPED the ball on his THIGH, knocked it forward with the other thigh and then VOLLEYED the ball so hard, Patrick Moore (astrologer) thought Halleys Comet had re-entered the atmosphere and landed in Elland Road. It was an incredibly emotional moment for everyone, especially Tony. Sadly, after this goal, everyone kept talking about his knob and how long it was calling him "Yeboahconstrictor", "Monty Python", and "Dodge Viper". Tony now lives in Germany where he's also a film star.
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Sir Jimmy Saville
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This is Jimmy Saville. He's not a footballer, but he is a Sir, God knows why. I don't know who the poor man on the right is. Please ignore him. Sir Jim used to present a childrens show called, "Jim'll Fix It" which had to be banned in the late 1980's when it was widely interpreted as a reference to drugs. Well thats what they said at the time. 20 years on, and it appears the reasons may have been far more sinister. There is NO evidence WHATSOEVER to prove it except that:
a) He used to run the London marathon EVERY year in a green day-glow shell suit
b) He used to smoke a 12 inch cigar phallically
c) He used to constantly demand it "now then, now then" from young boys
d) He used to promise to make kid's "dreams come true" if they sat on his knee
I think you'll agree, the evidence is overwhelming.
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