The Association for the Increased Appreciation of Great Britain Society
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Tony Blair
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See THATCHER.
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Bruce Forsythe
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This man was a light entertainment GENIUS. By simply using oversized playing cards dealt by sexy ladies and asking people to shout "Higher" or "Lower", he became an overnight sensation. When people hailed his genius, he consistantly replied with characteristic modesty, "I'm an entertainer". His catchphrase, "Nice to see you, to see you, Nice!" was a literary paradox of unparalleled proportions, the likes not seen since Shakespeare, and sent him rocketing to fame in the late 70's and 80's. Sadly, in the 90's, Forsyth was upstaged by an unknown called Chris Evans who stole the ratings with an ingenuous show about toothbrushes. Bruce now spends his time wondering where it all went wrong, playing golf with his wife Bonny and their dog Sarah.
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Chris Eubank
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Chris Eubank is the thinking boxing man's crumpet. The Steven Hawkings of boxing if you like. He wears a monacle and uses a cane in much the same way as Willy Fog (see next page). He says he boxes, 'Only for the money' and bought himself the title, 'Lord of the Manor of Brighton'. He is a fully qualified secretary but was discovered in the South Bronx in New York when his parents sent him there for not doing his homework. He drives a ten ton truck which is too big to fit through the streets of Brighton and now promotes boxing in Dubai. A very hard man and a very hard thinker.
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