~Procrastinator's Creed~
I believe that if anything is worth
doing, it would have been done already
I shall never move quickly, except to
avoid more work or find excuses
I will never rush into a job without
a lifetime of consideration
I shall meet all of my deadlines directly
in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive
from missing them
I firmly believe that tomorrow holds
the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve
from my obligations
I truely believe that all deadlines
are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given
I shall never forget that the probability
of a miracle, though infintesimally small, is not exactly zero
If at first I don't succeed, there is
always next year
I shall always decide not to decide,
unless of course I decide to change my mind
I shall always begin, start, initiate,
take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to
it
I obey the law of inverse excuses, which
demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignifcant the
work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task
I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish,
but is wait/plan/plan
I will never put off until tomorrow,
what I can forget about forever
I will become a member of The Ancient
Order of Two-Headed Turtles (The Procrastinator's Society) if they ever
get it organized
In other words ...
WHO KNOWS!!!!