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Woof!! Er... I mean Hi there!! My name is Abby Digger McCharen and I've been asked by the fuzzy one and my fellow 4-legs to host this web page. I guess they all realize that I am the smartest one so its only natural that I should be the one chosen. Jenny 2-leg claims that her rat Nicky is way smarter than me but considering how many of his relatives I have disposed of in the back yard I would say that I have the advantage. Grrrrrr!

Anyway, the other 4-legs and I have it really good here with the 2-leg McCharens. We all feel really loved and except for the fact that we sleep in cages or the back yard we all feel like we are treated at least as good as the 2-leg puppies. Well, anyway let me take a few moments to tell you a little about each one of us and how we came to live here with the 2-legs.

I get to go first since I'm the host. I don't remember much about my childhood. I remember being real scared and lonely and something was wrong with my fur. I was wandering around by myself on this big island near the ocean one night when I saw this green car full of 2-legs stop. I wagged my little tail as hard as I could 'cause I was scared and I wanted someone to pet me. Guess what? It worked!!! I was soooo happy1 They took me home and put me in this big huge back yard with a fence. I found out real quick that I could dig under the fence and then I would go around to the front door and knock on it and they would let me in. Anyway, I heard the Mommy 2-leg talk to someone on the phone that night and I heard her say something about taking me to "the Shelter". I didn't know what that was but I liked it here and didn't want to leave. The next day, this real big fuzzy 2-leg came out to see me. Could this be the person that the Mommy 2-legs was talking to ? I wasn't sure but I knew I had to put on my best show. I was as cute as I could possibly be which was hard since I really stunk and my fur was falling out but it must have worked 'cause 5 years later I'm still here!
I loved to chew on stuff when I was a pup. It didn't matter if it was someones hand or a palm frond or a bone. I didn't have much of tail back then.

Here's a picture of me
at my 1st birthday

I finally got me a squirrel
yummmmmm!!!!!

Me & sister love to
play fight!

I Have to Groom Sister A Lot!!

I love Jenny 2-legs!

That mutt up there is sister. I used to have the run of the place and then the "brilliant" 2-legs decided that I needed to have some company during the day while they were all doing their 2-leg stuff. Ha! Anyway they went to doggy jail and came back with this stinky ill-mannered puppy. Life has not been the same since!
Actually, I have to admit, She IS awful Cute, it's just that she is sooooo bad and Sooooooo Stupid. What did they teach her at that place anyway ? She is so self-centered, not like me. She Has the audacity to think that she is the alpha Female in this Pack! Every one knows that Hopey 2-legs is the Alpha and I'm the second in command. She also absolutely will not obey the big fuzzy one no matter how much he yells at her. One things for sure, I know longer have to bark at stuff 'cause sis does it all for me,
Sister can really fly!

Here we are at sis's 2nd Birthday

 

That weird prehistoric lookin' critter up there is called Gammera. I dunno about you guys but I want nothing to do with it! I've seen critters that looked sorta like that out in the back yard but they are a LOT smaller. I tried to play with one once but it bit me and wouldn't let go! Anyway, Gammera belongs to Hannah 2-Legs and she won't let Sister or me play with him. Oh, by the way, I heard that not long after this picture was taken that Gammera did a very nasty thing in her bed! I would NEVER do that!

 

Is that a ball of cotton? I'm told that that is Maverick, Andy 2-Legs newest pet. He looks like he would be a LOT of fun for Sister and I to play with but he never comes out to play. I sure hope that none of the 2-Legs sit on him by mistake.

 

This page was last edited: 04/25/98