Wasim Akram and David Cohen

Cricket-a-Likes Number 1

One’s an inspirational all rounder, a born leader of men, the other’s the Pakistan Captain, so the next time you see Davo tampering with his balls, be kind enough to pass him the bottle top.

Wasim Akram and Emporio

Cricket-a-Likes Number 2

One of them's a dodgy geezer who scores runs, and the other's a dodgy geezer (allegedly) who bowls. Both live in or near deserts.