Chaos
Age: You Guess! Pretty little thang ain't he?
Features: Used to be a very good impression of Thomas Castigniede's hair. He has since done away with the blond look and now settles for going au natural. Owner of a very impressively sized stomach.
Postition: Winger/Centre/Flanker. It really doesn't matter what position Paul plays in. He's the one who will take the ball up at the opposition all afternoon, irrespective if they are facing a five to one overlap. He goes by the theory that you can create another overlap by taking the ball in and going to ground, thus forcing more players to become involved in a ruck (despite that all the oppostions players are not at stupid as he gives them credit for).
Don't Mention: Passing the ball. "In this game, it's how hard you take the contact that shows your footballing skills."
Do Mention: His great knowledge of tactics, such as hitting the advantage line, creating an overlap for your team after one has already been made and his favourite, "not letting go of the ball."
Not to be confused with: The Chaos Theory, Any of the great passers of the ball, Some French poof who plays Stand-Off and can't kick!
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