Ed Talma
Age: The pup of the team, don't think he's hit puberty just yet.
Features:Looks like all the mothers in all the world would just pull him into their bossoms. Cutey Pie
Postition:A real Billy Whizz. A winger with immense speed, super strengh, low centre of gravity (due to him being a dwarf) and a niftly little sidestep.
Don't Mention: Any of the seven dwarves, his height or whether or not his balls have dropped yet. "Did you not get served for cigarettes/alcohol again?"
Do Mention:His ability to pull schoolies, owing to him looking like one!
Not to be confused with:Sleepy, Grumpy, doc or Nick Trantham (his fellow booty).
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