Tony Fairs
Age:Look at the picture and you guess. He pre-dates carbon testing.
Features:Have you ever seen the rocks on Easter Island?
Postition:Number Eight! I, incorrectly always assumed that this was a thinking man's positon.
Don't Mention:The legs. Hideous things. He should really play in tracksuits, or get on a good holiday. The fact that despite
claiming to be Scottish, he has a) never been to Scotland and b) was born in Yorkshire, England and speaks with a
Yorkshire accent. Sad git!
Do Mention: His bullocking runs and his dedicated training ethos.
Not to be confused with:Lurch from the adams family, A tourist attraction on a beach in the Pacific, The missing link in the evolution of man.
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