Christophe Von Forstner
Age: The smiling teuton is problably only in his mid twenties.
Features:At the moment, like a very happy hun. When he finally loses his front row of teeth, like a gummy German.
Postition:He's being "blooded" as a second rower, owing to him being tall and stupid. May find a warm tracksuit and the last five minutes of the game more to his liking..
Don't Mention:The War. What else is there to say.
Do Mention:What a lovely smile he has and how much you'll enjoy it when he has teeth like Steve Hogan's.
Not to be confused with:Hans the Hapy Hun, Gerry the Jolly German, Billy the Bubbly Boxhead (I think you get the idea).
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