Learning The Lingo




It may be that when you come here, the first thing you want to do is to drink a lot of Jupiler. Then again, after some time you may wish to be able to ask exactly how to buy that thong for yourself without pointing at it or bringing too much attention to yourself.

Below is some advise on the basics, the not so basics and the fantastically rude.

It won't guarantee you success, but it will give you fun and maybe some serious gallic abuse in respond to your "faux pas"

Enjoy!




How to insult
How to attract the opposite sex
General words
Sporting Terminology




1. How to insult


Il est completenent nul                                          He doesn't know his arse from his elbow
Encul�                                                                           Wanker!
 Quel un tache                                                             What a twat!
je m'en fiche pas mal                                             I don't give a toss
 esp�ce d'encul�!                                                       You Stupid Fucker!
 tantouze                                                                       Fudgepacker