Steve Hogan

Age:Hits thirty this year. What? You thought he was younger? Bless you,,,,, Bless you all

Features:Devilishly handsome, except for those crooked teeth.

Postition:Scrum Half/Stand Off/Fullback/Winger. Has played in the centres and at hooker. Incredibly versitile and totally shit in whichever position he plays..

Don't Mention:The fact that his better half won't let him play rugby anymore. "Steve, we've lost the bottle opener, lend us your front teeth again."

Do Mention:That alround vision (that makes up for his lack of pace/skill/courage). Footy brains win matches.

Not to be confused with:Hulk Hogan, some film star you can't remember the name of, ALF, that furry little thing that ate cats (has happened to me sad to say).

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