J.B.
Age: He's not old, he's an institution!
Features:Like the scariest bodyguard/nightclub bouncer you ever had the misfortune to rub up the wrong way. Sort of a coloured Mongo from Blazing Saddles
Postition:Prop. You'd be stupid to play him anywhere else. He's built like a brick shithouse!.
Don't Mention:His horror run of injuries. Too be honest, I cannot remember the last time J.B. finished a match. Of course, this could be down to the fact that after an hour he is normally blowing out of his arse (works hard this boy).
Do Mention:"I really enjoyed it when their player didn't move for an hour after you tackled him. Think he stopped breathing to.
Not to be confused with:Thing from the fantastic four, A big bus, A big wall.
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