Nigel Jones
Age: Nige drinks from the eternal fountain of youth and comes across as being much younger than his actual age is.
Features:Big mop of jet black wire wool styled hair. Obviously, not visible with that daft hat on. Of small and slender, but very solid build. Keeps this up with a fantastic training regime of running every waking moment and plenty of Beer and Fags.
Postition:Has been used extensively as a fullback, sometimes as a winger. Has incredible pace considering his fitness regime. One of those players who seems to glide faster than most of us sprint.
Don't Mention:His hair. Seems to be about the only bad thing we could get on him, and there's nothing he can do to it. Curls au natural!
Do Mention:That fags and beer have gone down in price, he'll love you forever.
Not to be confused with:Mr Brillo Pad Head, Mr Brillo Pad Head's son, Monsieur Wire Wool Tete
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