Paul Wright
Age: Don't know. If you could tell ones age from the amount of breaks they receive, Paul would be very old. I reckon he needs to drink more milk. OAP's have weak bones you know.
Features: The closest thing you'll get to a young Frank Skinner, less the jokes
Postition: Once he was a fullback. Now he's just a fallback. Taking over the mantle of Jason Mantle as "The Calcium King"..
Don't Mention: He broke his hand trying to catch a rugby ball.
Do Mention:"It was a very difficult pass to take, it was spinning".
Not to be confused with: Frank Skinner, Ian Wright, The Wright Brothers
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