The Rapist




Age: This boys like a fine wine, he doesn't age he matures. Must be quite a good wine then!

Features: Anybody whose nickname is the rapist doesn't need describing.

Postition: Second Row forward of the old school. That is to say, very big, very slow, very clumsy and lacking the odd brain cell..

Don't Mention: Tackling. Always seems to get injured when he has to do this in a game. In some games he goes eighty minutes without getting injured!

Do Mention: That old forwards with a bit of knowledge are still an integral part of the game at the lower echelons.

Not to be confused with: A Rapist, A criminal, the Big Friendly Giant

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