Dave Rose
Age: Anybodies guess, but probably iron age
Features: Distinct lack of molars, most noticable just before a game.
Postition: Says he's a fly-half but looks more like he's flyfishing. Doubles up as a no nonsense run at the brick wall of defenders type of centre. Thinks evasion skills are something that help you beat the taxman.
Don't Mention: Place Kicking. Fine player he is, this is the single reason why he isn't pushing Paul Grayson, Mike Catt and Jonny Wilkinson back into club rugby.
Do Mention: Wanker of the Week. For some unknown reason Dave has kept hold of this less than flattering trophy/toilet seat. Rumour is rife that it is now mounted on a plaque above his fire place.
Not to be confused with: The Mary Rose, The War of the Roses, Gypsie Rose Lee
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