Steve "grandad" Tedd
Age: Steve has lived through at least three civilised millenniums. Says he was born sometime during the Jurrassic era.
Features: Is a sort of cross between Father Ted and Radavan Karavic, the Bosnian Serb butcher.
Postition: Scrum Half. Diminutive figure that works tirelessly around the ruck..
Don't Mention: His grey hair, his lightning pace, or father ted. NEVER EVER SAY, "Is it pension collecting day at the post office Steve?"
Do Mention: That grey hair is considered a sign of virility in many places in the world, but not here.
Not to be confused with: Father Time, Father Tedd, Papa Smurf.
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