Nick Trantham

Age: Recently received his telegram from the Queen.

Features: Bears a striking resemblance to Ben Elton when wearing his glasses, but as you can see from the picture below, is uncannily identical to one of Rab C Nesbitt's sons!

Postition: Well, he is the coach, so he plays in whatever position he picks himself. Whatever postition he plays, you can add the word diminutive to the position, i.e. diminutive flanker, diminutive loose head forward.
It must be said that his favourite position is hooker. He's very good at being a hooker. Very good at scoring as a hooker. Pity it's not on the pitch but in seedy districts though. .
Don't Mention: Any of the seven dwarves names.

Do Mention: His car, he'll love you forever!

Not to be confused with: Ben Elton, Elton John, Gentle Ben, Grumpy, doc, Sleepy etc.








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