Jon Webb
Age: Jon says, "you're only as young as the bus pass they give you."
Features: More than a passing resemblance to Roy the transexual lover from Coronation Street. A man fighting torment with the woman inside.
Postition: Reserve. He doesn't like playing, thinks he's past it. Not actually true. I know he's past it.
Don't Mention: Hayley the transexual. His sad, sad dancing.
Do Mention: His fantastic dancing! For an oldie he really does keep with the times. He's even just started listening to the Stone Roses and James!
Not to be confused with: Roy the sad git, A professional dancer, hip and cool.
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