Yorkie Bourne
Age: Says he's 21. Find it hard to believe. Yorkshire people are known to be economical with figures of any kind. Therefore it would be normal practice for him to not give a bigger amount.
Features: Rugged looks formed by wind erosion on the Yorkshire moors whilst reading the works of the Bronte sisters.
Postition: A centre with balls. Due to him being of Yorkshire ilk, seems reluctant at times (all the time) to let go of the ball, because he believes possession is nine tenths etc. Tight as a ducks arse..
Don't Mention: Ducks arses, or the immortal words, "it's Yorkie's turn to get the beers in, where is he?"
Do Mention: His ability to save, save, save!, when others all around him spend, spend, spend!
Not to be confused with: Geoff Boycott, Yorkie Bars, job(generous biblical character).
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