On The Ice, Chapter To Be Determined:
Love....Humbug (or: the VD
Disaster)
BEEP!
It was about six
o clock in the evening. By now, I had changed into a simple black
cocktail dress. It wasn't too fancy, but yet it was dressy.
We were going to Christie's Restaurant in Appleton, which is a fancier
restaurant. I had been there a couple times with my dad when he was
negotiating his deal with the Ice.
I peeked out the
window to see Richard's big old truck in the driveway. Grabbing my
coat and my purse, I ran out to the truck.
"You're in a hurry,"
Richard joked. He wasn't too dressed up. He was wearing a pair
of black pants, a green, long sleeved shirt, and a tie. "Was PJ giving
you shit?"
"Surprisingly, no."
I said, buckling up. "He left at about two all dressed up.
I guess he and his ‘love bug' had a hot date tonight and he forgot to buy
her a present."
"Really?"
I looked over at
Richard. "Richie, are you hiding something?"
"Hiding something?
Me? Why would I do a thing like that?"
Finally, we got to
the restaurant. Mike met us in the lobby and started to lead us to
our table. I could just make out PJ's spiked hair over the menu he
was looking at. I stopped and started turning red in anger.
By the time Richard realized that I wasn't following him and Mike anymore,
Mike had already sat down at the table. He, as in Richard, ran back
to get me.
"Oh, no," I said.
"I'm not going thru this again."
"Come on, Coley."
I glared at the
table where Mike and PJ were sitting. "You told me that he wasn't
coming with, Richard Dorian."
Richard's eyes gaped
open (or, as open as his perma-stoned looking eyes ever got) and his jaw
dropped. I had whipped out the middle name, which meant that he was
in trouble. "I didn't know he WAS coming with! Awh, come
on, Coley..."
"DON'T CALL ME COLEY!!!"
I yelled. By now, I must have looked pretty funny. My face
was probably a rather nice shade of crimson, my eyes were open and looking
like they were about to fly straight out of my face, and I think I had
a vein popping out of my neck.
By now, Mike and
PJ had seen us arguing. I didn't see them come up, because I was
too busy blowing up at Richard.
"God damn it, I
KNEW I should have came down in my own car..." I said, putting my jacket
back on and fully planning on leaving the restaurant. I hadn't thought
about where I would have been going, because I had ridden down with Richard,
but I didn't care. I was having flashbacks from last year's Valentine's
Day, where a bunch of the guys decided to set me and PJ up for VD.
It didn't work. We weren't even in the restaurant ten minutes before
we were at each other's throats, trying to kill each other.
However, PJ grabbed me
by the shoulder and turned me to him. "Micole, chill."
I didn't say anything
to PJ. I didn't have to. I just gave him the GlareOfDeath,
waiting for him to start giving me a lecture. Usually, that's the
ONLY reason he calls me by my real name.
"Mike and Richard didn't
set us up, Micole. Trust me, if I knew that you were going to be
here, I would have said no..."
"And vice versa," I grumbled,
pretending to stare intensely at the light above the waiting area.
"Coley, please...play
nice. I promise, when we get home, you have full permission to kick
the ever living crap out of me. Alright?" He batted his blue
eyes at me flirtatiously.
"Fine," I grumbled.
I hate PJ...why can't I just stay mad at him? Closing my eyes and
taking a calming breath, I turned to Richard and said, "Richard, I'msorryforblowingupatyoubefore.
Ididn'tknowthatyoudidn'tinvitePJ..."
"Cole, don't sound
so enthusiastic about it," PJ joked.
Without realizing
it, I smiled and chuckled. Then, I stuck my tongue out at him.
"Yay." Richard
said. "It looks like they're starting to get back to normal."
"We're talking about
Cole and PJ here, Richard." Mike added. "They're NOT normal."
PJ and I glared
at Mike and Richard and growled.
We sat down, ordered
dinner, and started to talk. It wasn't anything major, just small
talk. However, I noticed something. It seemed almost as if
Mike was flirting with Richard. It wouldn't be a first for Mike:
I think he flirts with almost everyone. However, what happened in
return surprised me: it seemed like Richard was flirting back!
Dinner came, we
ate. Richard and Mike continued flirting with each other (although,
it was heavily veiled flirting), and PJ and I actually started to get an
understanding of things between me and PJ. PJ STILL didn't explain
why he had been acting so manic-depressive when I was with Nate, but things
were getting better. In fact, it felt as if the whole thing with
PJ acting as if he was...jealous...of Nate didn't happen.
We ordered dessert.
Mike and Richard's flirting had gotten to me, so I excused myself and went
to the lobby to calm down. PJ followed me like a lost puppy dog would
follow a meat truck.
"Coley, what's wrong?"
he asked in his ‘I'm concerned about you as a friend' voice. "Besides
the fact that I'm here."
I looked at Mike
and Richard and sighed. "PJ, look at them..."
PJ nodded his head
in agreement. "I know. Does Mike have any idea how dangerous
that is?"
"I don't know,"
I said. "I mean, he and Richard would definitely make a cute couple,
but..." I turned my head away from them and flinched, turning towards
the door.
"You alright, Coley?"
"Yeah," I lied.
"I must still be experiencing some issues with that check I received against
Fort Mc Murray."
"Here," PJ slid
behind me and started rubbing the back of my neck. However, his hands
were slightly cold, and, uh, let's just say that having my neck rubbed
is one of my turn-ons.
I crossed my arms
over my chest in a hurry.
"What?" PJ asked
innocently.
I started turning
red. "It's a bit nippily out," I said crossly under my breath.
"No it's not, Cole,"
PJ answered, rubbing my neck slightly harder. Without realizing it,
I let out a small moan."Feeling better?"
I turned and glared
at PJ. "Yeah. My neck is, anyway." Turning, I whispered
in his ear, "You dumbass. Remember that discussion we had in New
York last year when Guy and Petr decided to set us up for VD? Why
you should NEVER touch my neck..."
"Huh?" PJ
looked at me, then he started turning red. "Cole, I'll lend you my
jacket if you walk in front of me."
"What, did the Little
One decide to wake up?"
PJ just nodded his
head in agreement. I rolled my eyes in disgust.
We started walking
back to the table with me leading PJ as if he was blind or drunk.
"You're just lucky that I'm a girl. This would look real awkward
if it was Richard or...hey, where did they go?" When we got to the
table, Richard and Mike weren't there.
"I don't know.
But, hey, the dessert's here! Let's play a joke on them." PJ
said, grinning evilly.
"What, put the desserts
on their chairs?"
"No. Hide
the desserts on the extra chair and then tell them that we ate em."
I giggled.
"Peege, that's evil...I like it!" Things were DEFINATELY back to
normal between me and PJ.
The prank went as it had
been planned, except for one thing. Mike and Richard didn't seem
to care. I looked at PJ, and PJ looked at me. We smiled.
The best thing about having a best friend is that, once you know them long
enough, you know what the other's thinking. And, we were both thinking
the same thing. Let's just say that what we were thinking wasn't
nice.
After we paid for
the dinner, we went our separate ways. Well, most of us. Instead
of going home with Richard, I went home with PJ. I KNEW that Richard
probably though something of it, but I did it for ease.
"Richie, PJ and
I live with each other. You live on the other side of town.
Go home and sleep and stuff, okay?"
As I got into the
SUV, I noticed two things sitting on the back seat. One was a box
shaped like a house. The other was a grocery bag.
"Remnants from your
date with your Love Bug?" I joked.
PJ sighed.
"Actually, no. We didn't go out tonight. She said she was busy."
I frowned.
"Sorry, man."
PJ chuckled.
"No, it's alright. I don't think things are going to work out between
us, anyway. She wants to focus more on her career, and she couldn't
have done that with me."
"Peege, I'm so sorry.
When we get home, remind me I owe you a hug, alright?"
He looked over at me,
and smiled. It had been a while since I saw him smile without the
outcome being some sort of prank pulled on someone. "Nah, don't worry
about it. Besides, I thought you owed me an ass kicking."
I ignored the comment.
"What, was she jealous of your video collection?"
"Nah. She
was more envious of your ‘toy'."
"Phillip Joseph!"
I squeaked. He laughed evilly.
Things went pretty
smoothly until we got to Ashwaubenon. Just as we had pulled on the
highway that lead to our condo, PJ coughed nervously. That's usually
not a good sign: that means he's hiding something.
"PJ, are you hiding
something?" I asked. Nothing like subtlety.
"No, Cole.
Why would I be hiding something from you?"
I narrowed my eyes
and said, "That cough you just gave..that's how I know."
"Dammit."
PJ chuckled nervously. "Cole, I, uh...overheard Mike and Richard
planning the dinner tonight."
"Point being...?"
"Well, basically...I
invited myself."
"WHAT?!?!"
I yelled. I was PISSED. I had heard rumors about PJ's affection
for me. Trust me, I didn't want to find out if they were true or
not. It had just finally seemed as if things between us, friendship
wise, were going back to the way they were before Nate. I didn't
want some petty puppy love thing screwing it up.
PJ sighed.
If he hadn't have been driving, he would have leaned his head against the
headrest. "It was right after my date got canceled, and I knew that
you were still dealing with breaking up with Nate and all..."
"So you invited
yourself to see if you could pick me up on the rebound!"
"No, it's not like
that!" He fell silent. "I can't explain, Cole. Just trust
me: I did not intend to make you feel uncomfortable tonight. If I
did, I'm sorry."
"Yes, you made me
feel uncomfortable, Phillip Joseph. Especially after that neck rub..."
"Well you breathed
in my ear! I told YOU what that does to me."
I laughed.
"In order to whisper, I HAVE to breath into your ear, silly."
"I take it the apology's
accepted, then?"
"Yeah," I replied.
A short while later,
we pulled up to the condo. There was a light in the living room,
which meant that Dale fell asleep watching Bugs and Daffy
again.
I unbuckled and
went to get out of the car when PJ put his hand nervously on my shoulder.
"Uh, Cole?
I, uh...I got something to give you."
Nervously reaching
behind his seat, he grabbed the house-shaped box and handed it to me.
I opened the box. Inside of it was a bear dressed up as a hockey
player. More specifically, a bear dressed up as a member of the Green
Bay Ice.
"I, uh...I special
ordered the jersey right after your break up with Nate, and the Bear Workshop
called me right as I was driving down to Christy's. So, uh...here's
part one of your Valentine's Day present."
For once, I was
speechless. After the break-up, he went thru the trouble of going
to the Bear Workshop down in Fox River Mall (which is in Appleton...normally,
PJ HATES malls), making a bear for me, and special ordering the clothes
so it looked like a member of the Ice. And this was after I treated
him like shit because I blamed him for causing Nate to start drinking
again? He must be sadistic.
I stared at the
bear and played with it a little bit. "Oh, wow PJ. Thanks.
Now I DO feel like crap for not getting you anything."
PJ grinned evilly.
"Actually, you did get me something for Valentine's Day. It's with
the second part of your gift. It's in the house. Come on."
We both got out
of the SUV, and PJ grabbed the grocery bag from the back.
"You can't go in
until I open the door," he added.
I decided I'd play
along with whatever PJ had planned, and humor him. The way he sounded,
he'd need the humor. He got ahead of me, and opened the door for
the two of us. We walked in to a pretty humorous sight. Laying
on the couch was Dale, dead to world, especially the long haired black
kitten and the short haired orange and white kitten biting his fingers.
"So you got me DALE
for Valentine's Day?" I joked.
"No, dumbass, I
got you the long haired black and white kitten! I was really starting
to miss that stray that was hanging around here before you came back.
I didn't know if the uniform was going to be in or not, so I went to an
old farm house in, New Franken, I believe, and picked up two kittens.
The lady assured me that they were both girl kittens. This way, we'd
only have to worry about lesbian kitty sex."
"Lesbian kitty sex?"
I chuckled and glanced over at PJ. He was looking at his feet, nervously
wringing his hands and turning red with shyness and embarrassment.
As much as I hated to admit it, he looked....cute
*Aaugh, what is
wrong with you, Cole? How can you even THINK of...*
Without warning,
PJ leaned over and gave me a quick kiss on the lips. After reacting
over the initial shock, I smiled and gave him a hug and a quick kiss on
the lips, too. PJ stood there, acting as if he had never been kissed
before. Again, it was....cute.
"Thank you for making
VD not so hellish, PJ."
Picking up my kitten,
I said, "Now, I'm going to go to bed and figure out what I'm going to name
this little fuzzball. See you tomorrow, Peege."
"Uh, um, ah....nite,
Coley."
I went to my room,
changed into my pajamas, did my nightly ritual, put the bear PJ gave me
on my dresser, then flopped on my bed, placing my kitten (who I had named
Puck, cuz she looked like a fuzzy hockey puck with green eyes) on my stomach.
At that moment, my brain started to think of what I had (silently) been
trying to ignore for about a year and a half: the fact that PJ maybe, just
possibly, had feelings for me. And, what was worse, was that maybe
I did like him, in return. Only as a friend, mind you.
"I don't believe
this," I said quietly. "Why, out of all the people on the team,
does it have to be PJ who likes me?!?"
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