1. Melon Ballers (balled melons)
2. The Simpsons
3. Pringles Cans
4. 49ers Hats
5. Moo Cows
6. Cards
7. Mr. Bubbles
8. Spam
9. Blackjack
10. "Jeremiah was a bullfrog"
11. Rik-o-la Commercials
12. Balloon Animals
13. YMCA
14. Ostriches and Emus
15. Amish people (and food)
16. Soccer
17. Football
18. "Darling, if you love me, won't you please, please smile."
19. Stop Signs
20. Wooster
21. Wendy's
22. Tommy Girl
23. Socks
24. Toilet Paper
25. Aerosmith Songs
26. 'Gators
27. The Name "Steve"
28. 'Total' Cereal
29. Jakob Dylan (Wallflowers)
30. Teddy Bears
31. Carrots
32. Basketball
33. "Be true to your school."
34. Rooster Calls
35. Robots
36. Beanie Babies
37. Phantom of the Opera
38. Water
39. Sherlock Holmes/Dr. Watson
40. Potato Chips
41. Pigs
42. Cows
43. Computers
44. COSI
45. Cleveland Clinic
46. Crossing the Street
47. Chocolate Milk
48. "Boy next door"
49. Sesame Street Characters
50. Garbage Cans and Garbage Men
51. Ladies, Ladies... Par-Tay, Par-Tay
52. Lights Out
53. People that pet animals and say "It's a cow, ahhh, it's a _____"
54. Gotham City
55. Foreplay
56. C4