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596: Another name for a darkslide. (NYC term for their 'grind of the month') > > > Acid drop: A large fall or gap that you typically jump into or over. > > > Acid Soul: A grind in which your soul foot is on the bar/curb normally, but instead of your front foot being > perpendicular to the bar like normal, it points in the opposite direction. > > > Air: What you want to catch!! > > > Air Kedidi: Any time you catch air, and your legs begin to bicycle as you lose control. It usually comes before a > big fall! > > > Alley-oop: A spin where you land, grinding backwards. For example you're doing an alley-oop soul, you would > have the souling foot in front of the other foot and you are going backwards > > > Alley-oop Soul: A soul grind in which you have a normal soul grind stance, but the soul foot first (remember you > are going backwards). > > > Armor: Your pads! Wear them with pride! > > > Anti-rocker: A type of wheel setup in which you have small wheels in the middle of the skates, and larger wheels > on the outside. This allows you to grind easier, because of the bigger area between wheels. > > > Asswipe: When re-entering the ramp in the forward direction, both toes tap the deck, then both heels tap the > deck. > > > AWOL: A Soyale in which only the toe of the boot and not the whole soul is on the rail. > > BACK TO > Table of Contents > My Skating Page > > > > Backside: A type of grind. > If you are approaching a bar on your right, and turn 90 degrees counterclockwise to get on it, you are doing a > backside grind. (A 90 degree frontside) > > > Backslide: A grind using only the back foot balancing carefully on the boot and frame. Usually the free foot > is grabbed. > > > Bacon in the pan: When you wipe out good on a ramp. You slide around and shrivel up just like frying bacon. > > > Bank: Any sloped area under 90 degrees > > > Bannana: Another term for switch(or unnatural) stance. > > > Bar: Common name for a grinding bar or rail. > > > Bearings: The two round things in the center of your wheel that allows it to spin. > > > Berani: A front flip with a 180 in it. > > > Bio: Sideways spin. (Preferably horizontal) > > > Blindside: A trick in which you turn away from the grinding object to grind it. Ie- if you lose site of the object > sometime during the jump-to-grind. If you were skating backwards at the rail and did a 180 to soul watching the > rail the whole time, its a half-cab soul. If you spun the other way (so that you lost sight of it), it would be a > blindside halfcab soul. > > > Boardwalk: You have your foot farthest away from the grinding utensil in the foot topside with the back foot > rolling on its toe. > > Brainless: A a backwards flip with a half of a spin > > > Budget Variation: A variation in which you only have to move one foot. This trick is much easier than the two > footed variations. > > > Bullshit Grind: West coast term for a tabernacle grind. > > > Bunny: A hopeless newbie skater who is always holding on to things for support. > > Bump: A term for stair riding. Usage- Lets go bump some stairs. > > BACK TO > Table of Contents > My Skating Page > > > > > Cab: A term for a fakie 360. It can also be used before a grind, (A cab soul, or a fakie 360 disaster soul) > > > Cabalerno: A backflip with a 180 in it. > > > Cab Driver: A grind in which you are sliding on both outside edges. To do this your feet have to be close and your > knees bowed out like you are a cowboy on a horse. (Also known as a Cowboy) > > > California Roll: Another word for a Med spin. > > > Camel: Another word for a toe-tap. > > > Capped: When a rail has caps put on it that makes it impossible to grind. > > > Caveman Rail: Rails that are really high and hard to get on. > > > Cess Slide: Where you are doing a hockey stop with your skates. Ie- you slide sideways on both skates. Its > usually done going down a slope or on a smooth surface. > > > Christ: A backslide in which the heel of the non-grinding skate is resting on front of the sliding skate. > > > Christ Soul: Same thing as a christ grind but instead of doing it backslide you do it souling. > > > Clicking in: Phrase used to describe the click you make when you jump up and lock in a rail for a grind. > > > Coping: The metal bar going horizontally across the top of a ramp. This allows you to grind or stall easily. > > > Corkscrew: A corkscrew is a 360 degree spin done horizontally (bio 360) > > > Cowboy Grind: A grind in which you are sliding on both outside edges. To do this your feet have to be close > and your knees bowed out like you are a cowboy on a horse. (Also known as a Cab driver) > > > Crab: Where you skate along sideways with your heels touching each other. > > > Crossed: Term used to describe grabs in which you reach over (or cross) your body to do the grab. Ie- A crossed > rocket is when you are in a rocket, and grab with one hand the skate on the opposite side. > > > Crossed up: Similar to crossed. However in this one, your feet are what crosses up, and not your hands. Ie- A > crossed up mute is a mute grab with one foot behind the other, a la crossed legs. > > > Crosswalk: A sidewalk grind in which the front foot is doing an acid > > > BACK TO > Table of Contents > My Skating Page > > > > > Darkslide grind: A grind in which you are doing a 'double' royale. Your front foot is pointed in the opposite > directions (acid). > > > Deadfish grind: A grind in which the front foot is on the soul and the back foot is rolling on the front wheel. > > > Demon grind: A grind in which you soul grind using the inside of your skate instead of the usual outside. > > > Disaster: Generally assosiated with grinding. You do a disaster grind when you jump high (possibly doing a grab), > land, and grind. > > > Droping In: Whenever you enter a ramp from the top of it. > > > Duck Walk: Where you skate on the toe wheel of one skate and the heel wheel of the other. > > > Dumb Soul: Another name for an acid > > > BACK TO > Table of Contents > My Skating Page > > > > Egg Plant: Handplant in which you plant only the outside hand. Ie- You go vertical by turning counterclockwise > and you plant your right hand. > > > Elbow: Where you have one mini-half pipe placed at an angle next to another one allowing you to transfer > between them. > > > Express Air: Air in which you grab the inside of the skate with the same side hand. Ie- grab the inside of the right > skate with your right hand. It's generally done with a stiff other leg. > > > BACK TO > Table of Contents > My Skating Page > > > > Fakie: Anything done backwards. Ie- Fakie 360 is a backwards to backwards 360. > > > Farvegnugen: Like a royale but the opposite way (alleyoop royale) > > > Farside: Any grind in which you go over the bar and land on the 'far side' to start grinding. > > > Fast slide: Where you do a grind (like a frontside), but only use the front foot. > > > Fast soul: Where you do a grind with only your soul foot on the bar. (also known as a makio) > > > Fishbone: A fishbrain with the non-grinding foot out straight and grabbed, sorta like a rocket makio > > > Fishbrain: A topside makio grind. > > > Flatlander: A skater who skates only street and no vert. > > > Flat rocker: A wheel setup in which all for wheels are touching the ground. The outside wheels are larger than the > middle 2 wheels, but the middle 2 are rockered down so that all touch. > > > Flip: Any move in which you rotate a full circle with your waist being the axis of rotation. You can do this by > spinning forwards or backwards. > > > Forty Ounce (40 oz.): A crouched heeltoe 360 while shuffling your feet. > > > Frank Sinatra: A shifty miszou. > > > Frontside: A type of grind. If you are approaching a bar on your right, and you turn clockwise 90 degrees to > get onto it, you are doing a frontside grind. > > > BACK TO > Table of Contents > My Skating Page > > > > > Gumby: An air facing staight up with the back arched and knees bent; grab one leg behind the back with > same-side hand. > > > Grind Plate: A piece of either metal or plastic that you put on the bottom of your skates (between the 2nd and 3rd > wheel) to help you grind. This helps your skates last longer, because you wear away the plate instead of the boot. > > > Grommet: Term for a young skater. > > > BACK TO > Table of Contents > My Skating Page > > > > > H-Grind: A soul grind using both inside souls. > > > Half Cab: Going from skating backwards to skating forwards (can be done with a grind). Ie-Skating backwards > and jumping on a bar and grinding it. > > > Half Pipe: A type of ramp that is usually made out of wood and looks much like 'half of a pipe' or a U. They can > range from 3 feet high to over 12 feet in height. > > > Han Solo: When you spin doing an alleyoop and only have your soul foot slide while the other foot is normally > grabbed. (an alleyoop makio) > > > Hand Plant: Also called an invert, it is when you go upside down on the ramp and do a handstand. It is usually > done on the coping, but can be done below the coping as well. > > > Hardcore: Term used to describe skaters that are not afraid to take risks. > > > Hip: Section of a ramp that is perpendicular to another section. This allows for tricks going from one part to the > other. > > > Hip-Hop: An invert in which you touch the coping with your hand twice. > > > Hobo: An alleyoop trick where your back foot is in backslide position and your front foot is only on the toe of the > soul (Another name for a AWOL) > > > BACK TO > Table of Contents > My Skating Page > > > > > Indi Grab: Where you do a reverse mute on the ramp. Ie- if you spin counter, and grab your right skate mute with > your left hand. > > > Invert: When you go upside down on the ramp and do a handstand. It is usually done on the coping, but can be > done below the coping as well. > > > BACK TO > Table of Contents > My Skating Page > > > > > Japan air: A grab in which you reach beind you to grab the opposite leg and the non-grabbed leg is bent. > > > Judo air: Trick in which you reach around behind you with one hand and grab the skate of the opposite side. The > ungrabed leg is straight. > > > BACK TO > Table of Contents > My Skating Page > > > > > Kang: A Liu Kang thrown in the middle of a fakie 360. > > > Kazoo: An alley-oop trick where you have your front foot in the back souling and your back foot in front in royale > position. (Alleyoop Meow) > > > Kind Grind: An alleyoop topside miszou. > > > BACK TO > Table of Contents > My Skating Page > > > > > L.A. Grind: Grind when you are on the outside edges of both skates with your legs crossed. Also known as a > unity. > > > Late tricks: Usually describes a spinning trick. It is a trick that you do just before you land. Ie- You launch off of > a ramp, and at the last second you turn backwards, thus doing a late 180. > > > Liu Kang: A grab in which the non-grabbed leg kicks out as if you are doing a side kick. > > > Look-back: When you do a shifty, and look behind you as far as you can. > > > Lowrider soul: Soul grind in which you are sitting down low on your soul skate. > > > BACK TO > Table of Contents > My Skating Page > > > > |
> Magic Trick: Switchup going from a royale to an alley-oop soul without jumping. > > > Makio: Another soul slide term. Done when you grab the non-souling foot with the hand closest to it. > > > McFlip: A front flip with a 180 degree twist. > > > McTwist: In inverted 540 > > > McUgly: A fakie 540 hand-plant > > > Med Spin: An on the ground 360 in which you go from forward on to feet to rolling backwards on one foot, then > back to forwards on 2 feet. > > > Melvin: To hit both heels simultaneously on the coping while facing skyward > > > Meow grind: Another name for a mistrial. > > > Method air: When you are catching air, you reach down with your hand and grab the skate on the same side. > > > Miller Flip: Back flip with a hand placed on the coping as you rotate over. > > > Mistrial: This is like a miszou but your back foot is on the outside boot. > > > Misty flip: A front flip with a 540 degree turn where the skater lands backwards. > > > Miszou: A grind in which you lead with the soul of the skate, and follow with your back foot perpendicular to > the rail/curb. Ie- A soul grind with the foot thats normally in front of you behind you backsiding. > > > Mono style: When you skate on one foot while grabbing the other foot. (Can be done before a grind.) > > > Mute Air: It is when you reach down with the right hand across the front of your legs and grab your left foot. > (Or vice-versa) > > > BACK TO > Table of Contents > My Skating Page > > > > > Nasty Grind: Another name for a Neighborhood. > > > Natural: Term used to describe doing grinds going in your better direction. > > > Negative Royale: A shifty grind in which your lead foot is on the outside edge. > > > Neighborhood Grind: A frontside with the trailing foot doing an acid. (The back foot is grinding on the outside > edge) > > > Nollie: A grind in which you are in your first groove on your skates. (Between the 1st and 2nd wheels) > > > Nosepick: After doing a 180, tap one toe onto the coping. > > > BACK TO > Table of Contents > My Skating Page o over the bar and land on the 'far side' to start grinding. > > > Fast slide: Where you do a grind (like a frontside), but only use the front foot. > > > Fast soul: Where you do a grind with only your soul foot on the bar. (also known as a makio) > > > Fishbone: A fishbrain with the non-grinding foot out straight and grabbed, sorta like a rocket makio > > > Fishbrain: A topside makio grind. > > > Flatlander: A skater who skates only street and no vert. > > > Flat rocker: A wheel setup in which all for wheels are touching the ground. The outside wheels are larger than the > middle 2 wheels, but the middle 2 are rockered down so that all touch. > > > Flip: Any move in which you rotate a full circle with your waist being the axis of rotation. You can do this by > spinning forwards or backwards. > > > Forty Ounce (40 oz.): A crouched heeltoe 360 while shuffling your feet. > > > Frank Sinatra: A shifty miszou. > > > Frontside: A type of grind. If you are approaching a bar on your right, and you turn clockwise 90 degrees to > get onto it, you are doing a frontside grind. > > > BACK TO > Table of Contents > My Skating Page > > > > > Gumby: An air facing staight up with the back arched and knees bent; grab one leg behind the back with > same-side hand. > > > Grind Plate: A piece of either metal or plastic that you put on the bottom of your skates (between the 2nd and 3rd > wheel) to help you grind. This helps your skates last longer, because you wear away the plate instead of the boot. > > > Grommet: Term for a young skater. > > > BACK TO > Table of Contents > My Skating Page > > > > > H-Grind: A soul grind using both inside souls. > > > Half Cab: Going from skating backwards to skating forwards (can be done with a grind). Ie-Skating backwards > and jumping on a bar and grinding it. > > > Half Pipe: A type of ramp that is usually made out of wood and looks much like 'half of a pipe' or a U. They can > range from 3 feet high to over 12 feet in height. > > > Han Solo: When you spin doing an alleyoop and only have your soul foot slide while the other foot is normally > grabbed. (an alleyoop makio) > > > Hand Plant: Also called an invert, it is when you go upside down on the ramp and do a handstand. It is usually > done on the coping, but can be done below the coping as well. > > > Hardcore: Term used to describe skaters that are not afraid to take risks. > > > Hip: Section of a ramp that is perpendicular to another section. This allows for tricks going from one part to the > other. > > > Hip-Hop: An invert in which you touch the coping with your hand twice. > > > Hobo: An alleyoop trick where your back foot is in backslide position and your front foot is only on the toe of the > soul (Another name for a AWOL) > > > BACK TO > Table of Contents > My Skating Page > > > > > Indi Grab: Where you do a reverse mute on the ramp. Ie- if you spin counter, and grab your right skate mute with > your left hand. > > > Invert: When you go upside down on the ramp and do a handstand. It is usually done on the coping, but can be > done below the coping as well. > > > BACK TO > Table of Contents > My Skating Page > > > > > Japan air: A grab in which you reach beind you to grab the opposite leg and the non-grabbed leg is bent. > > > Judo air: Trick in which you reach around behind you with one hand and grab the skate of the opposite side. The > ungrabed leg is straight. > > > BACK TO > Table of Contents > My Skating Page > > > > > Kang: A Liu Kang thrown in the middle of a fakie 360. > > > Kazoo: An alley-oop trick where you have your front foot in the back souling and your back foot in front in royale > position. (Alleyoop Meow) > > > Kind Grind: An alleyoop topside miszou. > > > BACK TO > Table of Contents > My Skating Page > > > > > L.A. Grind: Grind when you are on the outside edges of both skates with your legs crossed. Also known as a > unity. > > > Late tricks: Usually describes a spinning trick. It is a trick that you do just before you land. Ie- You launch off of > a ramp, and at the last second you turn backwards, thus doing a late 180. > > > Liu Kang: A grab in which the non-grabbed leg kicks out as if you are doing a side kick. > > > Look-back: When you do a shifty, and look behind you as far as you can. > > > Lowrider soul: Soul grind in which you are sitting down low on your soul skate. > > > BACK TO > Table of Contents > My Skating Page > > > > | ||||||||||||||||
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