Thompson's Balls


Griffey Junior's going down to the Safeco
And he says he'll hit a homer tonight
That's when on the pitchers mound he sees
Pitcher Justin Thompson
This young guy pitcher for Detroit is Ken Griffey's fright
Just strikes him out on three straight pitches
'gainst M's on the night he'll K 10 or more
Thomp won't be laughing when they go down the line
A loss for Detroit is knocking on J Thompson's door
Listen to Lou

Don't go chasing Thompson's balls
Just stick to the sliders for homeruns like you're used to
I know that he think it's funny driving curves past your swing
Next time try to turn on the fast

Tony Clark has got a little obsession
When his pitchers put A Rod in the can
He gets a kick when pithers give him a fastball
When he turns on it it goes one way to Sudan
Bobby Higginson is bombing on you guys
And I really do not think it is fair
Help Fassero out by launching one
And hit it so dang hard
That it ends floating 'round into space up there
Come on Griffey

Don't go chasing Thompson's balls
Just stick to the sliders for homeruns like you're used to
I know that he think it's funny driving curves past your swing
Next time try to turn on the fast

Don't go chasing Thompson's balls
Just stick to the sliders for homeruns like you're used to
I know that he think it's funny driving curves past your swing
Next time try to turn on the fast


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