This week's show begins with a promo for the Hardcore Midget match which was excellently put together in my opinion.  After the opening promo, we are welcomed live(almost) from Spinakers in Jackson,TN, where KAW will be taping on June 30. Jett seems to be enjoying the scenery, and also seems to be about three sheets in the wind in this promo.  Oh well, at least KAW can promote their upcoming events.

Commercials

Apparently that commercial was just long enough for the DJ of professional wrestling to sober up, because Mr. Jett plugs the midget match, and is interrupted by JC Ice.  DJ lays out the program, and we cut to the ring for our first match of the evening.  Tracy Smothers will be taking on Motley Cruz in the opening match of the evening.

When Smothers hits the ring, he demands a hand to hand wrestling match, no hardcore.  Smothers gives us a wrestling history lesson, and we begin with a couple of lock-ups, and Cruz makes the first actual move with an arm drag take down.  Smothers hits a drop kick, to send Motley out of the ring.  Back in the ring, Smothers is whipped into the rope, only to be tripped by Tasha.  Motley hits three elbow drops and then distracts Al Kee while Tasha chokes him on the ropes.  Motley whips Smothers into the ropes again, allowing Smothers to miss a sunset flip and then fake it into a cover attempt.  Smothers hits a flying crossbody block for another pin attempt.  Jett yes you are making up words, but that is okay.  Smothers hits a couple of spinning slide kicks.  Motley regains control, and sets Smothers up on a table(thought this wasn't a hardcore match) but misses the splash.  Tracy Smothers hits a power slam and apparently has the match won, but the Hell Razor comes in to make the save.  Hell Razor gives Motley o get the pin.
Winner : Motley Cruz by pinfall
After the match, X-T-C runs in to rescue Smothers, and Motley is chased out of the ring.

Commercials

After the break, the D to the J, David Jett interviews Danny B, who damn sure ain't gonna let no body come into his hood and take his shiznit, or some such nonsense.  We cut to the ring, where Brick House Brown is on the mic, telling the world(okay, just Memphis) that he has been kickin asses for years now.  Danny B enters to be put down by BH.  Line of the week- Yo family comes from the Moteassa tribe, Danny B.  You know mo-tea-sa, mo-coffee-sa.
The actual match begins with an enraged Danny B attacking.  Brickhouse soon takes the advantage, taking Danny B to school, by slamming him into the ring post and smashing an ironing board over his back.  Brick House brings the action back into the ring by dropping the elbow on Danny B, not once, not twice, but three times.  BH goes for the pin, but only gets a long two.  BH continues to dominate with a reverse neckbreaker, but Danny B gets in a low blow, and fires BH into the corner.  He goes for a splash, but gets hit with the big boot to the face  Brick House hits a back breaker and a leg drop, then a suplex.  BH goes to the top and misses with a head but.  Danny takes the second attempted head butt, and while flying from rope to rope,  hits a sweet crossbody block. Danny tries for the cover, but decides to just beat BH's ass.  Brick House quickly regains control, hitting both an inverted and traditional Russian legsweep.  BH whips Danny into the ropes, but Danny ducks the clothesline, allowing him to rollBH up for the three count.
Winner : Danny B by pinfall
Jett takes us out with another promo from Spinakers.  David must have had a kick ass time, cause he looks plastered.

Commercials

When we return from break, Jett promos the midget match to once again be interrupted by JC Ice.  We cut to the ring, where Midget D is taunting on the top rope.  Midget D is accompanied by JC Ice and Wolfie D.  Hmmm, didn't I already see him once today.

As Hollywood enters, Midget D takes control early on.  D bites Hollywood, and puts his tiny forearms across HW's back.  Midget fails to hit Hollywood with a garbage can, but still pushes it into his head.  Hollywood attempts for a pin cover, but once again Midget D takes control.  He uses the trash can again, and whips Hollywood for a little clothesline and then proceed to taunt some more.  His taunting gives Hollywood enough time to recover and nail a belly to back suplex.  Hollywood places a metal sheet on top of D and lands a leg drop.  He then covers for the pin.
Winner : Hollywood by pinfall
We go to break with another promo for upcoming events, this time without the liquored up David Jett

Commercials

When we return to the most hardcore action in the midsouth, Jett is joined by the Littles.  Jett attempts to ask what I am sure was a very poigniant question, but is interrupted by the gibberish of the backwoods champs.  Once again, the Littles compliment Jett's as well as the POB's purdy mouths.

When we cut to the ring, JC Ice and Wolfie D mock the Littles music(with good reason).  PG-13 take control early, just slamming the Littles all over the place.  Wolfie uses his weapon of choice, an ironing board.  Just as Wolfie attempts to slam Iddy into the board, Iddy counters and smashes Wolfie's head into it. JC is still on the outside of the ring, but not for long.  Jett comments on Biddy's bloody face, and I'll be damned if it didn't sound like he said, "Biddy Little blading".  Good call Jett.  JC and Wolfie attempt some good tag team maneuvers, but on the last both fall victim to a double DDT.  Wolfie goes to the top, but is thwarted by Iddy, as Biddy saves himself in the ring.  Brick House Brown runs in to beat down the Littles, but is joined by Terry Golden.
Winner : Who knows, but my guess would be no contest
We cut to break with Wolfie being chased out by Golden and the Littles.  Once again the smashed David Jett reminds us to join KAW at Spinakers on June 30, for a special TV taping.

Commercials

After the break, David Jett is joined out back by Jamie Dundee, who says that someone BIG is gonna join the company.  Dundee wants to put the bad blood aside, and join forces with Golden to bring in this big name.  Golden talks some smack about Bill, Jamie's daddy, and is attacked by the Old School.  Wolfie D reminds him that they are the ones who made Memphis wrestling, and don't you forget it idiots on the couch.  The leave in disgust to end this week's show.

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