The Simpson's Sound Page

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All files in .wav format:

abbitch.wav- Abe Simpson "Oh bitch, bitch, bitch" 30kb

bentwook.wav- Ralph Wiggum "I bent my wookie" 35kb

boots.wav- Cletus talks to his sister about a pair of boots he finds 124kb

moecrap.wav- Moe talks about kicking the crap out of someone 148kb

testes.wav- Lunch Lady Doris "More Testicles mean more iron" 27kb

moetest.wav- Moe takes a lie dectector test 147kb

cletus7.wav- Cletus names his 26 kids 280kb

cletus4.wav- Cletus is interested in some slightly burnt Sears active wear 100kb

fox.wav- Ed McMann talks about what is on the Fox network tonight 95kb

hussie.wav- Marge tells Homer that Kang is Maggie's father 103kb

justmoe.wav- Chief Wiggum arrests Homer for the murders of... 57kb

oral.wav- Ralph "Miss Hoover, Which one is oral?" 76kb

syphilis.wav- Moe asks for a breakfast ceral for people with syphilis 56kb

frinkacts.wav- Professor Frink talks about acting 77kb

ha-ha.wav- Nelson's famous laugh 24kb

hans_org.wav- Hans Moleman "The eating of an orange is alot like a good marriage" 39kb

hemoroid.wav- Krusty wants to play a part in a commercial 117kb

hutz1.wav- Hutz talks about drawing Judge Snyder 166kb

longwknd.wav- Marge "Your work called and if you don't come in tommorow, don't bother coming in on Monday" Homer "Woo Hoo, four day weekend" 54kb

nedoodle.wav- Ned "Homey, I can see your doodle" 10kb

nick_hi.wav- Dr. Nick Riveria "Hi Everybody" 17kb

ralph.wav- Ralph talks about Homer's eating habits 63kb

ralphlep.wav- Ralph "That's where I saw the leprachaun, he told me to burn things" 50kb

rwfaileg.wav- Ralph "Me fail english, thats unpossible" 33kb

seedbell.wav- Hans Moleman "I need the biggest seed bell you've got... No that's too big" 67kb

freakne.wav- Rod "Oww, my freakin ears" 53kb

smcomp.wav- Smither's computer sounds 49kb

sugar.wav- Hans Moleman "If only the sugar were as sweet as you sir" 39kb

troy.wav- Troy McClure "It's Troy McClure, you might remember me from such dates as last night's dinner" 50kb

wiggumcb.wav- Wiggum talks over a radio 70kb