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CEW is a small, backyard federation in Central Illinois. It has a taped show called "Friday Night Brawl" and monthly supercards(like ppv events). CEW is still growing, so expect the roster to change and expand in the up coming months.

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April 28th, 2000
The production on the first episode of Friday Night Brawl is nearly complete, hopefully it will be ready for viewing by the end of the week! Rumors have already started spreading about the next episode, which will probably be filmed next Friday. Various sources claim the "Unholy Alliance" has a special challenge for their rivals and the number one contender controversy will apparently be cleared up. CEW is in negotiations to bring in a new wrestler, no news on this wrestlers name but its said to be a strange competitor, meaning he should fit in nicely.

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Friday Night Brawl

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CEW Friday Night Brawl Results
Friday, April 14th, 2000
Live from 74 Churchill Drive; CEW Arena
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Interview Segment: Sycho Steven Styles

The night started off with Sycho Steven Styles coming out and talking about how great he is and how much the other CEW stars fear him ever since he won the Battle Royal and claimed the CEW World Title. He started to mention something about that night being his first title defense when Jack "El Nino" Guerrero's music began and the Latino walked out onto the entrance ramp, wearing a second CEW World Title around his waist! He claimed that he was the CEW World Champion since he also had a World Title belt. Styles asked where Guerrero got his belt, and he said that he didn't win a Battle Royal for it, instead, he bought the belt at a five and dime, and claimed that since he had a World Title Belt, he was the CEW World Champion. The two of them got to arguing and push came to shove, but before it could go too far, Sgt. Connoly ran out and broke up the fight. He then announced that CEW Management had hired him to be the Special Guest Referee in a match tonight between Styles and Guerrero to determine who the real CEW World Champion is. They protested, and got to arguing, and Guerrero hit styles with his belt. Styles attempted to hit Guerrero back, but Sgt. Connoly was in the way and took the shot, allowing Guerrero to hit Styles again and the scene faded wtih Guerrero beating Styles with the CEW World Title Belt.

Match 1: Sycho Steven Styles VS. Jack "El Nino" Guerrero w/ Special Guest Referee Sgt. Connoly for the CEW World Title. Rules: Hardcore, Falls Count Anywhere, No Disqualification
The match began with Styles taunting Guerrero with his weapon of choice, the lunch tray. Guerrero complained about Styles needing a weapon, so Styles allowed Guerrero to grab his weapon of choice laying nearby, the Big Keg O' Death. As Guerrero showed it off to the camera, Styles ran up and hit Guerrero with the lunch tray. They began brawling around the ring, hitting each other with various assortments of CEW-sanctioned weapons. After awhile they brawled up the entrance ramp and backstage, where more chaos ensued. Styles hit Guerrero with a garbage can, breaking a glass bottle in the process. Styles also took a discarded sign and hit Guerrero with it as well. Guerrero countered by whipping Styles into the wall and running into him, but Styles soon recovered and dragged Guerrero further backstage into the kitchen area. Once there, Styles knocked Guerrero down and attempted a standing pin, which Guerrero countered with a low blow after two. Guerrero attempted to assault Styles, but Styles countered with a hea dlock and dragged Guerrero to the kitchen sink, where he proceeded to drown his head with 'scalding hot water', according to the announcer. After that, Guerrero stumbled toward the refigerator and told Styles that he 'needed a drink', so Styles paused as Guerrero popped open the fridge and pulled out a can of soda. Styles looked away for a moment, and Guerrero promptly hit Styles with the soda can, knocking him to the floor. Guerrero stepped off-camera, and returned and hit Styles with a steel beach ball, not once, but twice! After more backstage brawling, the two finally returned to the entrance ramp where Guerrero appeared to be gaining an advantage. He stunned Styles and set up a table, but before he could use it for anything Styles grabbed Guerrero and threw him into the back of a cargo truck, then jumped in himself just as the truck drove away! They continued brawling in the moving vehicle, hitting each other with pie plates and such. They had just reached the city park when Styles threw Guerrero from the truck! Styles jumped out and pursued Guerrero. They battled to a bridge over a river, and Styles slammed Guerrero against the side of the bridge with so much force that Guerrero flipped over the side and hung on the edge of the bridge, dangling precariously over the water below. Styles demanded that the ref hand him his belt, the ref refused, so Styles forcefully took it from him, and used the belt to hit Guerrero over the head, knocking him off the bridge and into the water below. Styles ran down to the edge of the river a s Guerrero was climbing out, drug him down to the shore further along the river, and then, to add insult to injury, threw him back in the river! As the weakened Guerrero climbed out again, Styles hit Guerrero with his finisher, The Frayed Ends Of Sanity, and pinned him for the 3-count and the win, making him the undisputed CEW World Champion, and proving that Jack "El Nino" Guerrero really was all washed up.

Interview Segment: Seargeant Connoly and CEW World Champion Sycho Steven Styles
Backstage after a non-televised match, Sgt. Connoly caught up with Sycho Steven Styles for a word on how it felt to be the new CEW World Champion. As Styles was answering that question, Connoly was attacked from behind by Diablos, who continued to beat on Connoly until Styles broke it up after a few moments. Styles declared right then and there that the two of them would have a match, with Styles himself as the Special Guest Referee. He then said, to quote, "Ding! Ding!", and the match began.

Match 2: Sgt. Connoly VS. Diablos w/ Special Guest Referee CEW World Champion Sycho Steven Styles Rules: Hardcore, Falls Count Anywhere, No Disqualification
The match began promptly and resulted in alot of brutal assaults going both ways, with no clear dominator. After awhile Connoly managed to tie Diablos to a tree and hit him with several devastating shots from a pie plate. Dibalos broke free just as Connoly was going to hit him with something else and clotheslined Connoly. They battled some more and just as it looked like Connoly was going to win, Sycho Steven Styles hit Connoly over the head with his World Title belt! Diablos pinned Connoly but he kicked out after two, so Styles assaulted Connoly again, this time making sure that he wouldn't get up, but he also hit Diablos on accident as well. So with both men down, Styles placed Diablos on top of Connoly, sat down, casually leaned against them and slowly counted "1...2...3", just as Connoly kicked out, half a second too late, meaning Diablos was the winner. After the match Styles and Diablos continued beating on Connoly, as Styles announced the formation of "The Unholy Alliance", and the show ended with them laying the hurt on Connoly.

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