1997 WFFL Update - Week 4
 
EASTERN DIVISION W L T Total 
Points
Points 
Against
Division 
Record
Salisbury Steaks 4 0 0 164 82 2-0-0
Maine Veins 2 2 0 103 134 1-1-0
Birmingham Burgers 2 2 0 154 143 1-1-0
NJ New Pants New Shoes 1 3 0 115 150 1-2-0
Florida Keys 1 3 0 93 108 1-2-0
WESTERN DIVISION W L T Total 
Points
Points 
Against
Division 
Record
San Andreas Faults 4 0 0 142 115 3-0-0
Idaho Bags 2 2 0 127 99 1-1-0
Oregon Donors 2 2 0 118 132 1-1-0
Hawaii Punch 2 2 0 146 130 1-2-0
Iowa Bundle 0 4 0 113 182 0-2-0
 
This Week's Scores:

Hawaii Punch  55
NJ New Pants New Shoes 38

Iowa Bundle 41
Salisbury Steaks 68 <- High

Birmingham Burgers 31
Oregon Donors 46

San Andreas Faults 34
Florida Keys 28

Idaho Bags 49
Maine Veins  27 <- Dog

 
 
TRENTON- Hawaii came to town this weekend and delivered a huge Punch to the Pants, right in the crotch. New Jersey buckled under the pressure and falls to 1-3 on the year while Hawaii stays in the Western race at 2-2. 

SALISBURY- I'll bet the Steaks are happy nobody took them up on their attempt to unload Terrell Davis on draft night! Salisbury ripped the Bundle for 68 points and jumped into the lead for total points this year. The Bundle was left licking their wounds after this one. How do you get 5 TD's out of your QB and lose? The Bundle has given up more points by far than any other team in the league, and their record shows it. 

PORTLAND- Birmingham tried to rebound from last weeks stupidity, but the Donors come out strong to cook the Burgers 46-31. Both teams are now 2-2 and 2 games out of first place in their divisions. 

FLORIDA- The Keys are still trying to unlock the mysteries of fantasy football. In a close game, Florida wasn't able to get any production out of the QB position for the second time this year. Only two other teams have gone scoreless at QB for a game, and their combined record is 2-6. San Andreas continues to roll. 

BANGOR- The curse continues. Idaho slashed the Veins once again to remain undefeated lifetimne in this series.

 
Next Week's Matchups:
Florida (+3) at Birmingham
Idaho (+4) at Hawaii
Salisbury (-17) at Maine
Oregon (-2) at Iowa
New Jersey (+14) at San Andreas