The Off-Season
Well, I guess I should start off by saying Welcome back from a long long break. I am Bobby B Daily and I am here to update you about the DWF and whats been going on lately. First off I'll let you know what happened to some of our Superstars during the off-season. We will start at the begining of the list. Our DWF World champion (Iron Mike Steele), "The Extreme Bastard Andy Header", and "X-Rated" Norman Felker all participated in the PSWF. Speaking of X-Rated he just got out of Rehab. It turns out he was caught and charged with DUI and was sent to AA. Onto DDT he went back to Philly to get tough, but instead found a bag of Hard Candy. Rob "The Hawk" Knight went to Cali to catch the Surf and scope out the Babes. DareDevil went back to Risk, Alaska and worked out to ease his anger about losing the DWF world title. Slaughterhouse went back to tend to the cattle at his Texas Ranch. If I am not mistaken Judgment simply disappeared from the States. He just vanished without a trace. Onto Viper, Viper's vaction never stopped. He continued to wrestle over seas. In New Japan Viper became a known name and came back to wrestle here in the DWF. J-Bomb went on tour with the Backstreet Boys. Fresh Air climbed Mountains while he was away. Skullberg went back to Rough and Ready, Pa to train at his encampment. Jef Hughes was commited to a Asylum for threats of committing suicide. Funny hearing that about the "Suicide Solver". Homie-G went on a "Porn Tour of America" and hit it off with all the ladies. Lastly our GREAT Leader Al Todd was elected Governer of Neveda and legalized Prostitution and Gambling. Thats not it yet though. The DWF is getting new talent. We are very excited about the new athletes and we have a few to name. I am glad to say these names might be some of the greatest wrestlers in the DWF after this year. These names I give to you are: Zentus, Venditare, and Jefferson. We have some more hopefulls that we hope will join us and expand our roster.
The Title Race
Here in the DWF we might not have a lot of people, but if you should see how hard all of our wrestlers are working for a shot at a title. With the World Title belonging to Iron Mike Steele, the Hardcore title belonging to X-Rated, and the Republican title belonging to D.D.T; have made these men marked with a big target on them. Wrestlers here are so belt hungry that we here in the DWF Corprate Offices have decided to introduce a new belt. This belt, the United States title, will be decided at the next pay-per-view in a single elimination, winner take all tournment. This will hopfully make some room for title holder to breathe a bit easier, not like they really can. I mean look at these standings for the title belts. In the World Race we have Iron Mike (Champion), Andy Header, DareDevil, Rob Knight, and maybe Judgment (if he can bust through the others). In the Hardcore division, we have X-Rated (Champ), Homie-G, J-Bomb (who returned to action reciently), and Slaughterhouse, four men who really can hurt eachother. And of course down near the jobber...I mean Republican title, we have the Champ, D.D.T; Fresh Air Freddy, and of course the "Phenom" known as Skullberg. These men trully are in a "League of their Own". Will the United States title releave pressure from the current champions? Probally not, but hey here in the DWF we love competition!
Future Info
In the next edition of the Daily Review, I will sit down and have a question and answer section with the Winner of the United States Tournment, a Rookie Review, and something most people in the DWF are looking forward to... Bob Daily's DWF Bloopers. Thats right I'll point out all the things that you were never able to see, which might get me in trouble with some of the guys in the back, but hey they are professionals and should suck it up and amitte what they do wrong. Well until next time, This is Bobby B. Daily saying have fun and support us!