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| Welcome, my little guinea pigs... I mean...HI | The truth about Hasek-- finally revealed! | ||||||||||||||||
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Hello, Flyers fans and welcome to my page dedicated to insulting those gay, wimpy, evil and ugly little people who can't play hockey for their LIVES---the Buffalo Sabres. Be warned though, this page contains laughical content, insulting criteria and other stuff that will make you gasp, say "Ewww..." or "HAHA!" as you point a finger to the monitor. So, sit back, leave a hand on the mouse and enter this wonderful land where we ALL hate the Sabres and just get ready to have some good old fun and be glad that your home team doesn't have a big, ugly animal's head on their uniforms. GO FLYERS! --Diane ....November 7th is D - Day for Buffalo.... ...coming SOON... |
We all know about the Sabres goalie, Hasek and how great he and like...almost everyone else but me thinks. Well, how many of you know about where Hasek's dad worked when he was a little kid? No joke, folks--- his father worked in an Uranium mine. Yep, instead of playing with Legos-- little Dominik played with glowing green rods. How's that for a Christmas present? Dominik was drafted in '93 after playing hockey in good ol' Czechoslovakia for TEN YEARS! Untill, one day, someone came up to him and said, "You know, Dom... you can make a lot more money playing in the U.S." So, his pupil's immediately saw dollar signs and the rest is history. Imagine what it must be like for those stupid Buffalo fans having to go up and ask him for an autograph.... egh... well, look at it this way. You'll always know John LeClair will never smack the pen out of your hand. Explain THAT, Hasek! A few months ago, Mr. Happy Hasek was in a little car accident. No, he wasn't D.U.I this time. He was speeding down some highway in Czechoslovakia and he lost control of his Ferrari. Not only did he have $3000.00 worth of damage done to his car, he had to pay a $30 dollar ticket. Now, comeon...it appears to me that he was trying to run over a little old lady when he lost control of his car. But, to make it look better, that's what was on Comcast. Hasek, however wasn't injured (darn!) and was able to drive away from the accident... I don't know about you, but if I lived in Czechoslovakia, I'd look both ways before I crossed...especially when you know that somewhere there's a Hasek out there driving... | ||||||||||||||||
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