The Ice Lure
One day this guy went ice fishing, and as he
was making the hole in the ice he hears a voice
come out of nowhere, "THERE'S NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
The man turns around and doesn't see anyone,
so he says to him self it must be his own imagination.
So he casts his line in to the fishing hole and begins to wait. A
few minutes later he hears the voice again, "THERE'S NO FISH UNDER THE
ICE."
So he looked around again and didn't see anybody
so just too see what would happen he yells,
"HELLO, WHO'S THERE?"
There's no answer then again the voice, "THERE'S
NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
The man looks around and says, "GOD, IS THAT
YOU?"
Then the voice says, "NO, IT'S THE RINK MANAGER."