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Grin and Bear it

Two campers are walking through the forest when they suddenly encounter a grizzly bear!  The bear rears up on his hind legs and lets out a terrifying roar.  They're both frozen in their tracks.

The first camper whispers, "I'm sure glad I wore my running shoes today."

"It doesn't matter what kind of shoes you're wearing, you're not gonna outrun that bear," replies the second.
"I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun YOU!"