Old Timers
The foursome of old timers were playing their weekly round of golf one
Saturday afternoon. They were stopped from crossing the road to the
next tee by a funeral procession and one of the golfers removes his hat,
places it over his heart and bows his head until the procession had passed.
At the next tee the other golfers commented that they didn't know the
first golfer was so respectful of the dead.
The first golfer replied, "Well, we were married for 35 years..."
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