Handicap
A very avid golfer was lined up and ready on the 17th tee when out of the
woods came a naked girl who ran past him and into the woods on the other
side of the tee. Being the avid golfer he was, he once again beared
down on the ball and right in the middle of his backswing a guy in a white
coat ran out of the woods and asked him if a naked lady ran past.
Our golfer said "yes, she ran into the woods". The guy in the white
coat said thanks and ran after her. Our golfer again prepared to
hit the ball when all of a sudden another man in a white coat came out
of the woods carrying a 5 gallon bucket of sand and asked if he had seen
a man in a white coat come through her chasing a naked lady. He said
yes, they ran that way through the woods. The man said thanks and
started to run off when the golfer stopped him and asked, "hey, what's
going on"?
The guy explained, "you see we work at a sanitarium nearby and every
now and then that girl gets away and all she wants to do is get naked and
make love". The golfer then asked, "well what's the bucket of sand
for??? and the guy in the white coat said, "Oh that's my handicap,
you see I caught her last time!!
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