Butter Cups

A golfer hit his ball into a bunch of butter cups. He went and began whacking away at the ball to get it out of the middle of the bunch of flowers.... Just then, a fairie appeared and said "How dare you strike at those beautiful buttercups. For your punishment, you will never like anything
to do with butter again...no butter on English muffins, no butternut cake, nothing to do with butter...what do you have to say for yourself now?"
The golfer looked at the fairie and said: "Thank God I didn't hit it into those pussy willows over there."

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