Moses and Jesus
Moses and Jesus were playing golf. They came to a hole with a large
water hazard in front of the tee box. Moses took out his driver and
Jesus took out his 1 iron. Moses said, 'Hadn't you better use a driver?'
Jesus replied, 'No that's O.K. Jack Nicklaus would not use a driver',
and took a swing which landed the ball in the middle of the water.
Moses parted the water and Jesus walked over and picked up his ball
so he could drive it again.
Jesus kept his 1 iron, so Moses again asked, 'Shouldn't you use a driver?'
Jesus replied, 'No, that's O.K. Jack Nicklaus would not use a driver',
and proceeded to drive the ball into the water once more. Moses again
parted the water so Jesus could retrieve his ball. Jesus went back
to the tee box and prepared to swing with the 1 iron again. Moses
finally said, 'Listen, if you hit that ball into the water again, I'm not
going to help you get it.'
Jesus swung anyway, and the ball went smack into the middle of the
water again. Moses said, 'I told you I wasn't going to help you get
that ball. If you want it, you will have to get it yourself."
So, Jesus walked out onto the water to get his ball. By this time
the next group had caught up with them.
When they saw Jesus walking on the water, one of the golfers said,
"Who does that guy think He is? Jesus Christ?"
Moses replied, "No, He is Jesus Christ. He thinks He's Jack Nicklaus".
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