Missed Again!
A preacher was watching a man playing golf. When the man was putting
on the third hole, the ball rolled right by the cup when it should have
gone in. "God dammit, missed again!" cried the golfer. The priest
was shocked. "Don't say that," he exclaimed, "or God will punish you!"
The golfer did fine until he was on the ninth hole, when the same thing
happened again. "God dammit, missed again!" he yelled. "If you say that
one more time, then God will punish you," the priest warned.
The golfer lasted until the eighteenth hole, when he missed an easy
putt for a third time. "God dammit, missed again!" he screamed.
A huge bolt of lightning streaked out of the sky and hit the preacher.
The golfer looked up at the sky, puzzled.
Just then, he heard a big voice coming from the sky and saying, "God
dammit, missed again!"
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