The Slice!
Four guys are on the 1st tee box. Three of them tee off right down
the middle about 265 yds. The fourth slices his ball, which lands
on a concrete pad in someone's back yard. The ball bounces once and
goes through a kitchen window where it scares a lady who is cooking.
She drops a hot pan full of food which lands on the family cat, which runs
out the front door of the house. The cat runs out into the street where
in runs out in front of a van filled with children. The van, trying
to miss the cat, runs into a tree and seriously injures the children.
Later in the day when the four golfers return to the clubhouse, they
are met by several police officers who inquire if they had been teeing
off at number one about four hours ago. The golfers reply "yes".
"Did one of you slice a ball over that way?"
"Yes", the guilty party replies.
Then the officer relayed the story of the hot food, the cat and the
children.
"Oh no!!!!!!!!!!", said the golfer. "What can I do?" The
officer replied,
"Well, next time when you address the ball....................".
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