36 Holes
On the way to meet his regular foresome, Joe gets delayed in heavy traffic.
When he finally gets to the club the starter tells him that he had no choice
but to send off his three buddies. "But", the starter says, "there's
a really nice lady who's ready to go."
Joes protests but the starter says that she's very nice and a decent
player. Joe finally decides to play with her. During their
round, Joe realizes that he's having a great time with her. They
laugh, talk the whole time and, as the starter said, she's a terrific player.
Joe invites her into the clubhouse for a drink after the round and it becomes
3 or 4 drinks in two hours time. He then asks her to go out for dinner,
and she accepts his offer. After a great dinner, wine and dancing
she invites Joe to her home for a little coffee. Well, coffee turns
to kissing and fooling around, then great sex. Joe looks at his watch
and sees it's 11:00 PM and says, "Oh my god, I can't believe the time.
I've got to get home to my wife" and he bolts out the door.
When he gets home his wife asks him where he was. He then tells
her, "Honey I can't believe what I've done. I strayed. I was
on my way to playing with the guys early this morning and I got caught
in traffic. When I got there, they had been sent out and the starter
sent me out with this woman. We were playing and having a really
nice time. We had drinks, then we went out for dinner, then she invited
me back to her place, we had coffee and before I knew it we were in her
bed. Bit-a-bang, bit-a-boom clothes were flying, having sex.
Then I noticed the time and said that I had to run home to you, and here
I am".
She thought about it for a minute, looked at him and said, "You played
36 holes didn't you?"
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