Howard thought for a moment, "If this is for real, I would like it if I had a longer dick."
"Your wish shall be granted," replied the little man as he disappeared.
Howard finished out the course and hurried home to check himself out. There was no change. After dinner, getting ready for bed, Howard checked again, he was still his small self. The next morning as he was getting ready to go to work, he realized his penis was at least two inches longer! "Wow," he thought to himself, "..am I going to surprise my wife tonight."
That night, returning home from work, he rushed into the kitchen and took his wife, and as he did so, his dick grew another inch or so, satisfying his wife beyond her dreams.
The next day his manhood had grown another four inches, and each day it grew longer and longer. It was getting difficult to hide it. He was tucking it in his sock by now. Finally he knew had to do something. He got out his golf bag and headed for the country club, went right to the 15th tee where his miracle had happened and began hitting ball after ball, trying to make another hole in one.
For hours and hours, Howard kept smacking the balls, and finally he did it. He rushed up to the cup, and sure enough out popped the little man.
"I am the hole-in-one fairy, I will grant you one wish."
"Yeah, yeah, " replied Howard, "I know who you are, I was here two weeks ago and I asked for a longer dick."
"Ah, yes, I remember you now, how's it going?" asked the little fairy.
"Well," said Howard, " it's great, my wive loves it. But it is still growing, it's nearly dragging the ground now so I want to ask you if you...."
"You want me to shorten it a bit?" interrupted the fairy.
"Oh, no, no, no," said Howard, "...couldn't you just make my legs longer?"