"I am the genie of the first green. For getting a hole in one I shall grant you one wish."
Without giving it a second chance the guy wishes for a big dick. The genie says wish granted then disappears. Well, the guy looks down into his pants only to find no change.
"Oh well,I came to golf so I'll finish the round."
As he completes each hole he begins to notice a change -- his dick IS getting bigger. In fact, by the time he finishes the 18th hole he has to tuck it in his sock.
"Look at me. I'm a freak. I can't stay like this. I've got to do something about this."
So he goes back to the first green and again hits a hole in one. This
time when the genie arrives the guy says, "I wish for longer legs."