Two deaf guys...
A guy was playing golf at some fancy club, and just as he was about to
tee off, a cart drives up. These two guys get out and hand him a
note saying, "We are deaf, may we play through?"
The guy says, "Hell no!" and tees off anyway. Later on (after
six shots), he is on the green about to putt when a ball comes from out
of nowhere and misses his head by an inch.
"What the @#$%^&*?" he yells, as the deaf guys drive up and
hand him a note that says, "FORE."
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