<Katlet> Good Evening and Welcome to WCW Friday Night Bitchfights.
<Ami> Sick boy take your hands off..
<Katlet>Tonight we have our whole show, Goldberg vs. Pepe w/ Chavo, as our two other announcers talk to themselves
<Ami> *wham* leave me alone I'm trying to announce
<Chibi> This is sure to be a classic!
<Ami> I believe Pepe will come up the victor here
<Katlet> This is going to have Hardcore Heaven
<Ami> Pepe is in the best shape of his life
<Chibs> Goldberg's got the *stop that Pete* build, but Pepe has more wrestling holds...
<Katlet> and the GREATEST FRIDAY BITCHFIGHT EVER!
<Katlet> Pepe is lean and mean
<Chibs> Right you are Kat!
<Chibs> Right you are Ami!
<Ami> Adorable Pepe Vs Scum Goldturd
<Katlet> and Pepe's head is detachable
<Chibs> Goldberg had better be careful that Pepe doesn't get him in that dreaded Palomino Piledriver
<Chibs> Devastating!
<Katlet> Now, lets show you the footage of Pepe's last fight.
<Ami> This is going to be the greatest night in wrestling history
<Katlet> See, there's Pepe, ramming into Eric Bischoff.
<Ami> Oh that was brutal
<Chibs> Oh the humanity!
<Katlet> That's what Goldberg has to fear.
<Ami> Pepe is the hardcore icon
<Ami> Beautiful suplex by Pepe
<Chibs> Careful not to drop the mike, Bischoff *hehehe*
<Katlet> I've just gotten an announcement through my little headphone thing.
<Ami> Goldberg is up for a challenge
<Katlet> This is going to be a NO DQ FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH!
<Ami> Here tonight
<Ami> Whoa unbelievable
<Chibs> Oh man! Pepe has the definite advantage there!
<Ami> Ladies and Gentleman
<Katlet> ITS GOING TO BE THE GREATEST BITCHFIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF THE SPORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Ami> Only here tonight
<Ami> Pepe vs. Goldberg
<Ami> No DQ
<Chibs> And Falls Count Anywhere!
<Ami> Only on BITCHFIGHT Friday night
<Katlet> Yet another special announcement.
<Chibs> Where else are you going to see this kind of action? this kind of drama?
<Ami> *glares down under announce table* Sick Boy! I told you to behave!
<Katlet> The special referee is none other than.......
<Ami> Special referee?
<Katlet> indeed
<Chibs> Don't keep us in suspense!
<Katlet> Mr. Ed!!!!!!!!!!
<Chibs> OHMYGOD! THE GREATEST TALKING HORSE IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT!!!
<Ami> Mr. Ed here tonight
<Ami> on BITCHFIGHT Friday night!
<Katlet> And now, coming to the ring.......
<Ami> NO Chibs!!!!!
<Katlet> total weight of 1/2 lbs.
<Chibs> hehehe
<Ami> I know that music
<Katlet> Master of the Palomino Piledriver
<Ami> Its Pepe
<Katlet> its PEPE!
<Katlet> accompanied by Chavo Guerrero Jr.
<Ami> Wow Chavo......cute
<Chibs> *crowd begins chanting, Pe-pe, Pe-pe, Pe-pe*
<Ami> Here the crowd chanting now
<Katlet> Why is the crowd chanting peepee?
<Katlet> and now..........
<Katlet> coming to the ring
<Chibs> *crowd begins chanting, PEPE, PEPE, PEPE, PEPE* (better?)
<Katlet> at a weight of 600lbs
<Ami> Ladies and gentleman at home viewer discretion advised
<Katlet> Master of......
<Katlet> well, no move really, he just grunts and twitches
<Chibs> being an idiot?
<Katlet> Its Goldberg.
<Chibs> *crowd begins booing*
<Katlet> Oh man, you home viewers, debris is flying everywhere
<Katlet> and Pepe is chugging a Snapple in preparation for tonight's fight
<Katlet> while his manager Chavo is.......  hitting on a woman in the crowd...........
<Ami> He crushes the Snapple can on his forehead!!
<Chibs> *whacks Chavo* get over there, dummy!
<Katlet> An amazing feat, considering Pepe has NO ARMS!
<Chibs> OH NO! And Pepe starts things off with a lowblow!
<Katlet> He's ramming into Goldberg repeatedly
<Ami> Pepe is one of the greatest athletes to grace this sport
<Chibs> That's gonna leave a mark...or not, after all, this is Goldberg we're talking about...
<Katlet> Pepe has skill, and talent
<Ami> Goldberg wavers
<Katlet> and he's got the looks to go places
<Chibs> Goldberg is confused! As usual
<Katlet> Look at Pepe!! Like a pro, he's waving to they crowd while performing a suplex!
<Chibs> Not to mention, he's smarter than the average bear
<Katlet> Goldberg is going after Chavo!!
<Katlet> Oh No!!
<Chibs> OHMYGOD!
<Chibs> Look at Chavo run...
<Katlet> Chavo is running up here!!
<Ami> Sick boy get him.....
<Chibs> *stretches out her foot and trips Goldberg*
<Chibs> *watches as Goldberg falls into a pit of Spikes*
<Katlet> Oh no!!
<Ami> *jumps of the table while doing a xena yell
<Ami> *lands on the fallen Goldberg*
<Chibs> Xe-na, Xe-na, Xe-na!
<Ami> *starts pounding Goldberg with her mike
<Katlet> In an amazing turn of events, our very own Chibi Hotaru has killed Goldberg by tripping him into a pit of spikes!!
<Ami> Just don't stand there Sick Boy!!! Pound him!!!!!!
<Chibs> *jumps up onto the table and waves to the crowd*
<Katlet> And Ami is beating his corpse with a microphone.
<Katlet> Now Chibi appears to be drunk, and table dancing for the crowd.
<Chibs> *shoves Kidman under the desk* *braaaack*
<Ami> *starts jouncing on his corpse*
<Katlet> Remembering that this is a falls anywhere match, Pepe flings himself on Goldberg and gets the 3 count!
<Katlet> PEPE IS THE NEW CHAMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Katlet> WHAT A NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Ami> PEPE!!!!!!
<Chibs> THIS IS THE GREATEST NIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT!!!!!!
<Ami> *gets down off the corpse starts dancing with Sick Boy*
<Katlet> THIS IS THE GREATEST MOMENT IN THE HISTORY OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Ami> Ladies and gentleman we have a winner!!!!!!
<Chibs> CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT WE JUST SAW!?!
<Ami> OH my GOD!!
<Katlet> AND THAT NAKED MAN IN THE CROWD IS THE GREATEST NAKED MAN IN A CROWD IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT!
<Ami> I cant believe it!!!
<Katlet> OH MY GOD!
<Katlet> That's AL SNOW!
<Katlet> HE'S NAKED!
<Chibs> Hey, that guy looks a lot like....
<Chibs> WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Ami> AL SNOW!!!
<Ami> *Ami's head snaps around*
<Ami> AL?
<Katlet> AND NAKED STEVIE RICHARDS IS BEHIND HIM!
<Chibs> STEVIE!!! YAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Ami> *starts jumping up and down looking for Al*
<Chibs> *jumps into the crowd and runs after Stevie*
<Katlet> THEY'RE THE NEW BITCHFIGHT FLASHERS FOLKS
<Chibs> Come back, Stevie....come back!!
<Ami> Al, Baby!!!!!!!!!
<Katlet> AND THEY'LL BE FLASHING EVERY EPISODE OF BITCHFIGHT AT LEAST ONCE A SHOW
<Ami> *starts running after Al*
<Chibs> *tackles Stevie and drags him into the back*
<Katlet> PERHAPS MORE.
<Ami> Sick... sit!
<Chibs> *Kidman remains confused, scratching his head*
<SickBoy> *sits on the floor looking confused*
<Katlet> Back to the action. Chibi has Stevie in a headlock, dragging him to the locker rooms, while Ami is chasing Al Snow.
<Ami> *grabs Al and drags him in the back*
<SickBoy> *raises an eyebrow*
<Katlet> Ami is now following Chibi, while dragging Al to the back.
<Chibs> Stevieeeeeeee!!!!
<Chibs> *begins tearing off Stevie's clothes* Is that camera still on? damn!
<Kidman> *remains confused*
<Katlet> AND FOLKS, WE'RE OUT OF TIME!!!!!!!!!
<Ami> *tries to get up*
<Chibs> GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!
<Katlet> SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY ON TUESDAY SLAPFIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Ami> I TOLD YOU TO SIT SICK BOY!!!!!!!!